Quotes of Deer

“ An army of deer would be more formidable commanded by a lion, than a an army of lions commanded by a stag. ”

- Unknown

“ An army of deer would be more formidable commanded by a lion, than a an army of lions commanded by a stag. ”

- Unknown

“ I feel like a Bull Moose. ”

- Theodore Roosevelt

“ Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing ''Embraceable You'' in spats. ”

- Woody Allen

“ I accidentally installed the deer whistles on my car backwards. now everywhere i go, i'm chased by a herd of deer. ”

- Steven Wright

“ Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They're like bull elks in a field. ”

- Tori Amos

“ Make haste, my beloved, and be thou like to a roe or to a young hart upon the mountains of spices. ”

- Bible

“ Long ago, when moose roamed in the forest at the mountain of the Two Rivers, otters had followed eels migrating from ponds and swamps to the seas. ”

- Henry Williamson

“ Moose meat is, like all protein in the food banking business, just like gold. ”

- Mike Adams

“ God is really another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style. He just goes on trying other things. ”

- Pablo Picasso

“ The weather was fine and moderate. The hunters all returned, having killed during their absence three elk, four deer, two porcupines, a fox and a hare. ”

- Meriwether Lewis

“ God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant, and the cat. He has no real style. He just keeps on trying other things. ”

- Pablo Picasso

“ Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You just leave a lot of useless, noisy baggage behind. ”

- Jed Babbin

“ If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese. ”

- Ted Nugent

“ I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. ”

- Ellen DeGeneres

“ A wounded deer leaps the highest. ”

- Emily Dickinson

“ As the deer pants for streams of water, so my soul pants for you, O God. My soul thirsts for God, for the living God. ”

- The Bible

“ Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer. ”

- J. Jacques

“ If, in order to succeed in an enterprise, I were obliged to choose between fifty deer commanded by a lion, and fifty lions commanded by a deer, I should consider myself more certain of success with the first group than with the second. ”

- St. Vincent de Paul

“ I think there should be something in science called the "reindeer effect." I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone say, "Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect.". ”

- Jack Handy

“ An army of deer would be more formidable commanded by a lion, than a an army of lions commanded by a stag. ”

- Unknown

“ An army of deer would be more formidable commanded by a lion, than a an army of lions commanded by a stag. ”

- Unknown

“ I feel like a Bull Moose. ”

- Theodore Roosevelt

“ Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing ''Embraceable You'' in spats. ”

- Woody Allen

“ I accidentally installed the deer whistles on my car backwards. now everywhere i go, i'm chased by a herd of deer. ”

- Steven Wright

“ Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They're like bull elks in a field. ”

- Tori Amos

“ Make haste, my beloved, and be thou like to a roe or to a young hart upon the mountains of spices. ”

- Bible

“ Long ago, when moose roamed in the forest at the mountain of the Two Rivers, otters had followed eels migrating from ponds and swamps to the seas. ”

- Henry Williamson

“ Moose meat is, like all protein in the food banking business, just like gold. ”

- Mike Adams

“ God is really another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style. He just goes on trying other things. ”

- Pablo Picasso
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