Quotes of Couch

“ I'm a loser on Sunday. Yeah, I'm a couch potato. I get up and try and eat and then back on the couch. And watch anything. ”

- Adam Garcia

“ If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. ”

- Celia Cruz

“ It's no treat being in bed with me. ”

- Howard Stern

“ We've identified 2,600 beds in hospitals in the 12-state area. In addition to that, we've identified 40,000 beds nationwide, should they be needed. ”

- Mike Leavitt

“ Definition of a bachelor: A man who likes to invite girls over for a Scotch and sofa. ”

- Unknown

“ I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. ”

- Shirley Conran

“ The deep, deep peace of the double-bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-lounge. ”

- Patrick Campbell

“ It was reported that the Clintons plan on selling their home in Chappaqua. There's already a plaque on the couch that says The President Slept Here. ”

- Craig Kilborn

“ It is better for you to be free of fear lying upon a pallet,than to have a golden couch and a rich table and be full of trouble. ”

- Epicurus

“ I honestly if I get a vacation I'm gonna go and sit on my couch in New York cause that's the one place I haven't been for a very long time. ”

- Matt Damon

“ Where I am not understood, it shall be concluded that something very useful and profound is couched underneath. ”

- Jonathan Swift

“ Pleasure which must be enjoyed at the expense of another's pain, can never be enjoyed by a worthy mind. Pleasure's couch is virtues grave. ”

- Augustine J. Duganne

“ If the nineteenth century was the age of the editorial chair, ours is the century of the psychiatrist's couch. ”

- Marshall McLuhan

“ No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch. ”

- Leo F. Buscaglia

“ You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your sofa issue handled. Then the right set of dishes. Then the perfect bed… ”

- Chuck Palahniuk

“ Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch. ”

- Craig Kilborn

“ How sweet and soothing is this hour of calm! I thank thee, night! for thou has chased away these horrid bodements which, amidst the throng, I could not dissipate; and with the blessing of thy benign and quiet influence now will I to my couch, although to rest is almost wronging such a night as this. ”

- Lord Byron

“ Good design, at least part of the time, includes the criterion of being direct in relation to the problem at hand - not obscure, trendy, or stylish. A new language, visual or verbal, must be couched in a language that is already understood. ”

- Ivan Chermayeff

“ Sometimes, you want to make tender love, sometimes you're out to break some sort of heroic record, sometimes, as Hanne Blank once said, you just want to get thrown on the couch and get pounded like a cheap steak. ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ Your purpose is to make your audience see what you saw, hear what you heard, feel what you felt. Relevant detail, couched in concrete, colorful language, is the best way to recreate the incident as it happened and to picture it for the audience. ”

- Dale Carnegie
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