Quotes of Chris A. Bridges - somelinesforyou

“ There's nothing more erotic than a clean bill of health, my friend. ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ There is nothing sexier in the world, to me, than a laughing naked woman. And, come on, sex IS silly. Have you ever watched yourself? My own, most passionate sex acts resemble Buster Keaton routines, especially the ones with all the cops chasing him. ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ There's nothing more erotic than a clean bill of health, my friend. ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ Sometimes, you want to make tender love, sometimes you're out to break some sort of heroic record, sometimes, as Hanne Blank once said, you just want to get thrown on the couch and get pounded like a cheap steak. ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ Sometimes, you want to make tender love, sometimes you're out to break some sort of heroic record, sometimes, as Hanne Blank once said, you just want to get thrown on the couch and get pounded like a cheap steak. ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ I didn't look through third story windows, drop pencils, or keep massive and carefully maintained scrapbooks of voyeuristic photographs hidden in my floorboards but I was fascinated by how much of a girl I could manage to see naked if I was patient and pieced it together, a glimpse at a time, in my mind. ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ There is nothing sexier in the world, to me, than a laughing naked woman. And, come on, sex IS silly. Have you ever watched yourself? My own, most passionate sex acts resemble Buster Keaton routines, especially the ones with all the cops chasing him. ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ There's nothing more erotic than a clean bill of health, my friend. ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ There is nothing sexier in the world, to me, than a laughing naked woman. And, come on, sex IS silly. Have you ever watched yourself? My own, most passionate sex acts resemble Buster Keaton routines, especially the ones with all the cops chasing him. ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ I didn't look through third story windows, drop pencils, or keep massive and carefully maintained scrapbooks of voyeuristic photographs hidden in my floorboards but I was fascinated by how much of a girl I could manage to see naked if I was patient and pieced it together, a glimpse at a time, in my mind. ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ I love to hear the thunder, watch the lightning when it lights up the sky. You know it makes me feel good. Well I love a rainy night, it's such a beautiful sight. I love to feel the rain on my face, to taste the rain on my lips in the moonlight shadow… ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ I didn't look through third story windows, drop pencils, or keep massive and carefully maintained scrapbooks of voyeuristic photographs hidden in my floorboards but I was fascinated by how much of a girl I could manage to see naked if I was patient and pieced it together, a glimpse at a time, in my mind. ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ There's nothing like trying to spoonfeed Tortellini Carbonara to a blindfolded naked giggling woman. ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ I didn't look through third story windows, drop pencils, or keep massive and carefully maintained scrapbooks of voyeuristic photographs hidden in my floorboards but I was fascinated by how much of a girl I could manage to see naked if I was patient and pieced it together, a glimpse at a time, in my mind. ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ There's nothing like trying to spoonfeed Tortellini Carbonara to a blindfolded naked giggling woman. ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ Obviously, you've never seen a woman skydiving in a hoop skirt. ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ Sometimes, you want to make tender love, sometimes you're out to break some sort of heroic record, sometimes, as Hanne Blank once said, you just want to get thrown on the couch and get pounded like a cheap steak. ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ Actually I consider myself a superficially normal looking person who has a vast collection of bizarre silly porn hidden in his basement, as all normal looking people do, and I'm keeping it hidden from everyone in the world except those few people with access to the Internet. ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ I love to hear the thunder, watch the lightning when it lights up the sky. You know it makes me feel good. Well I love a rainy night, it's such a beautiful sight. I love to feel the rain on my face, to taste the rain on my lips in the moonlight shadow… ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ I love to hear the thunder, watch the lightning when it lights up the sky. You know it makes me feel good. Well I love a rainy night, it's such a beautiful sight. I love to feel the rain on my face, to taste the rain on my lips in the moonlight shadow… ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ There is nothing sexier in the world, to me, than a laughing naked woman. And, come on, sex IS silly. Have you ever watched yourself? My own, most passionate sex acts resemble Buster Keaton routines, especially the ones with all the cops chasing him. ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ I didn't look through third story windows, drop pencils, or keep massive and carefully maintained scrapbooks of voyeuristic photographs hidden in my floorboards but I was fascinated by how much of a girl I could manage to see naked if I was patient and pieced it together, a glimpse at a time, in my mind. ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ There's nothing like trying to spoonfeed Tortellini Carbonara to a blindfolded naked giggling woman. ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ I didn't look through third story windows, drop pencils, or keep massive and carefully maintained scrapbooks of voyeuristic photographs hidden in my floorboards but I was fascinated by how much of a girl I could manage to see naked if I was patient and pieced it together, a glimpse at a time, in my mind. ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ There is nothing sexier in the world, to me, than a laughing naked woman. And, come on, sex IS silly. Have you ever watched yourself? My own, most passionate sex acts resemble Buster Keaton routines, especially the ones with all the cops chasing him. ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ Obviously, you've never seen a woman skydiving in a hoop skirt. ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ I didn't look through third story windows, drop pencils, or keep massive and carefully maintained scrapbooks of voyeuristic photographs hidden in my floorboards but I was fascinated by how much of a girl I could manage to see naked if I was patient and pieced it together, a glimpse at a time, in my mind. ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ There is nothing sexier in the world, to me, than a laughing naked woman. And, come on, sex IS silly. Have you ever watched yourself? My own, most passionate sex acts resemble Buster Keaton routines, especially the ones with all the cops chasing him. ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ Actually I consider myself a superficially normal looking person who has a vast collection of bizarre silly porn hidden in his basement, as all normal looking people do, and I'm keeping it hidden from everyone in the world except those few people with access to the Internet. ”

- Chris A. Bridges

“ I didn't look through third story windows, drop pencils, or keep massive and carefully maintained scrapbooks of voyeuristic photographs hidden in my floorboards but I was fascinated by how much of a girl I could manage to see naked if I was patient and pieced it together, a glimpse at a time, in my mind. ”

- Chris A. Bridges
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