Quotes of Chip

“ Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'. ”

- Mitch Hedberg

“ When he spoke, what tender words he used! So softly, that like flakes of feathered snow, They melted as they fell. ”

- John Dryden

“ I'm an owl: you're another. Sir Critic, good day." And the barber kept on shaving. ”

- James Thomas Fields

“ The splinter in your eye is the best magnifying-glass available. ”

- Theodor W. Adorno

“ If I were to play somebody who ran a fish and chip shop, I would not work in a fish and chip shop for three months. Staring at chips is not going to help me in my performance. ”

- Ben Kingsley

“ If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream. ”

- Barry Goldwater

“ If I could embed a locator chip in my child right now, I know I would do that. Some people call that Big Brother; I call it being a father. ”

- Scott McNealy

“ It's hard for a fellow to keep a chip on his shoulder if you allow him to take a bow. ”

- Billy Rose

“ A chip on the shoulder is too heavy a piece of baggage to carry through life. ”

- John Hancock

“ Often I think writing is a sheer paring away of oneself leaving always something thinner, barer and more meager. ”

- Francis Scott Fitzgerald

“ Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals with no cure except as a guillotine might be called a cure for dandruff. ”

- Clare Boothe Luce

“ Shards of glass can cut and wound or magnify a vision. ”

- Terry Tempest Williams

“ In a network situation, a vice president, while he's shaving, can decide your history. ”

- Phil Donahue

“ Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium. ”

- Unknown

“ Getting ideas is like shaving: if you don't do it every day, you're a bum. ”

- Alex Kroll

“ Life is not always fair. Sometimes you get a splinter sliding down a rainbow. ”

- Terri Guillemets

“ I think the goal of some Democrats will be to try to splinter that group of 14. ”

- Brian Wilson

“ You don't know a ladder has splinters until you slide down it. ”

- Bum Phillips

“ We're not talking about historical accuracy, we're talking about art. I've set in motion a geometric inevitability. If I start chiseling there, chipping here, the whole form is compromised. ”

- David Assael

“ I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ A chip on the shoulder indicates that there is wood higher up. ”

- Jack Herbert

“ Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place. ”

- Helen Rowland

“ He will hew the line of right, let the chips fall where they may. ”

- Roscoe Conklin

“ Nature, when she invented, manufactured, and patented her authors, contrived to make critics out of the chips that were left. ”

- Oliver Wendell Holmes

“ Remember, a chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. ”

- Brigham Young

“ The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. ”

- Unknown

“ The greatest ability in business is to get along with others and influence their actions. A chip on the shoulder is too heavy a piece of baggage to carry through life. ”

- John A. Hannah

“ The sculptor produces the beautiful statue by chipping away such parts of the marble block as are not needed — it is a process of elimination. ”

- Elbert Hubbard

“ There never was a chip, it is said, that Bill Gates couldn't slow down with a new batch of features. ”

- James Coates

“ Look not too high, lest a chip fall in your eye. ”

- John Dykes
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