Quotes of Cheese

“ I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'. ”

- Tommy Cooper

“ How can you govern a country with two hundred and forty six varieties of cheese? ”

- Charles de Gaulle

“ What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? ”

- Bertolt Brecht

“ The moon is made of a green cheese. ”

- Unknown

“ Cheese — milk's leap forward to immortality. ”

- Clifton Fadiman

“ Digestive cheese, and fruit there sure will be. ”

- Ben Jonson

“ The moon is made of a green cheese. ”

- John Heywood

“ How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 different kinds of cheese? ”

- Charles de Gaulle

“ Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese. ”

- Billie Burke

“ The early bird gets the worms, but the second mouse always gets the cheese. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ Cheese is milk's leap toward immortality. ”

- Clifton Fadiman

“ Age doesn't matter, unless you're cheese. ”

- Billie Burke

“ Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. ”

- Clifton Fadiman

“ The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. ”

- G.K. Chesterton

“ Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. ”

- G. K. Chesterton

“ A poet's hope: to be, like some valley cheese, local, but prized elsewhere. ”

- W. H. Auden

“ Age is not important unless you're a cheese. ”

- Helen Hayes

“ A mousetrap always provides free cheese. ”

- Unknown

“ I'm a lacto-ovo-vegetarian. I eat dairy and things with egg products although I don't like eggs and I'm not really fond of dairy. I was eating pizza the other day and my friend has this odd habit. When he eats pizza, he takes the cheese off of it. He only orders cheese pizza and he takes the cheese off of it. ”

- Tobey Maguire

“ The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. ”

- G. K. Chesterton

“ Well, many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese — toasted, mostly. ”

- Robert Louis Stevenson

“ Pessimism is as American as apple pie. Frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. ”

- George F. Will

“ There are strings," said Mr. Tappertit, flourishing his bread-and-cheese knife in the air, "in the human heart that had better not be wibrated. ”

- Charles Dickens

“ The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ”

- Unknown

“ He should, as he list, be able to prove the moon is green cheese. ”

- Sir Thomas More

“ In baiting a mouse trap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse. ”

- Hector Hugh Munro

“ Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. ”

- Gene Perret

“ This place certainly reeks of hospitality and good cheer, or maybe it's this cheese. ”

- Jean Harlow

“ The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. ”

- W. C. Fields

“ Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. ”

- Mitch Hedberg
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