Quotes of Cackle

“ My lungs began to crow like chanticleer, That fools should be so deep-contemplative; And I did laugh sans intermission An hour by his dial. - As You Like It. Act ii. Sc. 7. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Sometimes I go off and er.....(laughs with people laughing in the background)...I er.......(laughs)......I may just go off now as a matter of fact. ”

- Brent Spiner

“ Laugh, and the world laughs with you; weep and you weep alone. ”

- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

“ If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ The laughs are honestly bigger,... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation. ”

- Drew Carey

“ Fools laugh at others. Wisdom laughs at itself. ”

- Osho

“ If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute — I've got to have them. ”

- Ken Dodd

“ The thing I do best is laugh. ”

- Cathy Freeman

“ It is not necessary for eagles to be crows. ”

- Sitting Bull

“ It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself. ”

- Oliver Cromwell

“ Laugh and the world laughs with you, Weep, and you weep alone; For this brave old earth must borrow its mirth, But has trouble enough of its own. ”

- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

“ So get a few laughs and do the best you can. ”

- Will Rogers

“ Laugh and the world laughs with you, be prompt and you dine alone. For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, but has trouble enough of its own. ”

- Gerald Barzan

“ I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha! ”

- Jessica Simpson

“ Spel chekers, hoo neeeds em? ”

- Alan James Bean

“ He who laughs best today, will also laugh last. ”

- Friedrich Nietzsche

“ In this life he laughs longest who laughs last. ”

- John Masefield

“ Laugh, and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone; For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, But has trouble enough of its own. ”

- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

“ Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. ”

- Anthony Burgess

“ We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh. ”

- Agnes Repplier
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