Quotes of Carl Reiner - somelinesforyou

“ A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ It's like a bird. If he knew what he was doing, he would fall. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ I'm a charming coward; I fight with words. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know if you're failing in drama, but you do know when you're failing in comedy. When you go to a comedy and you don't hear anybody laughing, you know that you've failed. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ I'm a charming coward; I fight with words. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ The only thing I'm missing is I have no rhythm and I sing off-key often, if there's no music helping me. So if I had different genes or if someone could infuse a gene - or maybe the stem cell thing will find a gene for me - to make me so that I could sing. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ It's like a bird. If he knew what he was doing, he would fall. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ It's like a bird. If he knew what he was doing, he would fall. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ In the funeral home, I never heard laughter like that in my life. The audience was laughing on the screen, and we were laughing in the home. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know if you're failing in drama, but you do know when you're failing in comedy. When you go to a comedy and you don't hear anybody laughing, you know that you've failed. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ The only thing I'm missing is I have no rhythm and I sing off-key often, if there's no music helping me. So if I had different genes or if someone could infuse a gene - or maybe the stem cell thing will find a gene for me - to make me so that I could sing. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ The only thing I'm missing is I have no rhythm and I sing off-key often, if there's no music helping me. So if I had different genes or if someone could infuse a gene - or maybe the stem cell thing will find a gene for me - to make me so that I could sing. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff. ”

- Carl Reiner

“ I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know if you're failing in drama, but you do know when you're failing in comedy. When you go to a comedy and you don't hear anybody laughing, you know that you've failed. ”

- Carl Reiner
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