Quotes of Walter Matthau - somelinesforyou

“ My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more. ”

- Walter Matthau

“ My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more. ”

- Walter Matthau

“ I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie. ”

- Walter Matthau

“ My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more. ”

- Walter Matthau

“ My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more. ”

- Walter Matthau

“ My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more. ”

- Walter Matthau

“ My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more. ”

- Walter Matthau

“ I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie. ”

- Walter Matthau

“ I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie. ”

- Walter Matthau

“ I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie. ”

- Walter Matthau

“ My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more. ”

- Walter Matthau

“ I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie. ”

- Walter Matthau

“ My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more. ”

- Walter Matthau

“ My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more. ”

- Walter Matthau

“ My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more. ”

- Walter Matthau

“ My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more. ”

- Walter Matthau

“ My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more. ”

- Walter Matthau

“ My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more. ”

- Walter Matthau

“ I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie. ”

- Walter Matthau

“ I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie. ”

- Walter Matthau

“ My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more. ”

- Walter Matthau

“ My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more. ”

- Walter Matthau

“ I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie. ”

- Walter Matthau

“ My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more. ”

- Walter Matthau

“ My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more. ”

- Walter Matthau

“ My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more. ”

- Walter Matthau
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