Quotes of Monty Python - somelinesforyou

“ It’s just a flesh wound. ”

- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

“ It’s just a flesh wound. ”

- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

“ Always look on the bright side of life. ”

- Monty Python

“ Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark ”

- Monty Python

“ McGough: I'm sorry. I'm afraid I've caught poetry. Mr Bones: Oh really? Well, don't worry, sir I used to suffer from short stories. McGough: Really? When? Mr Bones: Oh, once upon a time ... ”

- Monty Python

“ It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that? ”

- Monty Python

“ Always look on the bright side of life. ”

- Monty Python

“ My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white. ”

- Monty Python

“ In accordance with our principles of free enterprise and healthy competition, I'm going to ask you two to fight to the death for it. ”

- Monty Python

“ Honesty, simplicity and truth are the secret to his comedy. ”

- Monty Python

“ Make tea, not war. ”

- Monty Python

“ My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white. ”

- Monty Python

“ My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white. ”

- Monty Python

“ Always look on the bright side of life. ”

- Monty Python

“ In accordance with our principles of free enterprise and healthy competition, I'm going to ask you two to fight to the death for it. ”

- Monty Python

“ In accordance with our principles of free enterprise and healthy competition, I'm going to ask you two to fight to the death for it. ”

- Monty Python

“ GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to? FRENCH GUARD: No! Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time. ”

- Monty Python

“ It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that? ”

- Monty Python

“ GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to? FRENCH GUARD: No! Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time. ”

- Monty Python

“ In accordance with our principles of free enterprise and healthy competition, I'm going to ask you two to fight to the death for it. ”

- Monty Python

“ Always look on the bright side of life. ”

- Monty Python

“ My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white. ”

- Monty Python

“ My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white. ”

- Monty Python

“ In accordance with our principles of free enterprise and healthy competition, I'm going to ask you two to fight to the death for it. ”

- Monty Python

“ My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white. ”

- Monty Python

“ Make tea, not war. ”

- Monty Python

“ GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to? FRENCH GUARD: No! Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time. ”

- Monty Python

“ Honesty, simplicity and truth are the secret to his comedy. ”

- Monty Python

“ My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white. ”

- Monty Python

“ My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white. ”

- Monty Python
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