Quotes of Monty Python

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In accordance with our principles of free enterprise and healthy competition, I'm going to ask you two to fight to the death for it.

- Monty Python

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“ Ladies, it’s harvest time!!! Take care of your crops, water them and weed them out. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ To pay gratitude, sign of generosity. ”

- Shekhar Srivastava

“ Keep your face always toward the sunshine and shadows will fall behind you. ”

- Walt Whitman

“ Those who complain about being constrained in their job and life should ask themselves one simple question. Are you constrained by chains or in your own mind? ”

- RJ Intindola

“ You need just the right amount of 'Fuck the world' and the right amount of belief in something...and you need the right amount of love. ”

- Gerard Way

“ Every risk bears with it the seeds of an opportunity: failure success, fall rise, and setback comeback. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ Love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds, Or bends with the remover to remove. O no, it is an everfixed mark That looks on tempests and is never shaken; It is the star to every wand'ring bark, Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken." (Sonnet 116) ”

- William Shakespeare

“ It's all a conundrum, isn't it— forgetting the mixed tape in the car... feeling forgotten when... so many people are thinking of us? Drinking when we should be eating... sleeping when we should be making love... thanking God above when we don't have enough? Each day is a mad rush to something irrelevant. We measure our pricelessness by our successes, which... still equals money. Life goes by so quick when each day is a mad rush to slow motion. We eat fast food so that we can go to bed on time, but, trust me, everyone wakes up too late. ”

- Heather Angelika Dooley

“ Life is tough, darling, but so are you. ”

- Stephanie Bennett Henry

“ We accept some black people, receive some white people, embrace some Asian people, and welcome some mixed people, but God commands us to love all people. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ He made me feel the infinite number of feelings, In which I lost myself. ”

- Luffina Lourduraj

“ Could you exist just for the art of existence? ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ Pet names are a persistant remnant of childhood, a reminder that life is not always so serious, so formal, so complicated. They are a reminder, too, that one is not all things to all people. ”

- Jhumpa Lahiri

“ Confidence is how we perceive the manifestation of truth in us. ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ No matter what you do in life, make sure your juniors are learning something good from you. ”

- Parul Prashar

“ There's a very positive relationship between people's ability to accomplish any task and the time they're willing to spend on it. ”

- Joyce Brothers

“ When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you’ll be successful. ”

- Eric Thomas

“ When you love someone, you say their name different. Like it's safe inside your mouth. ”

- Jodi Picoult

“ Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions. ”

- Woody Allen

“ Where wild souls meet wild lovers is where hurricanes are made. ”

- ventum

“ I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. ”

- Abraham Lincoln

“ A heart, once stolen, can never be taken back. ”

- Marissa Meyer