Quotes of John Mortimer - somelinesforyou

“ All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting. ”

- John Mortimer

“ There are a lot of sacrifices involved in running and it can certainly be difficult at times. ”

- John Mortimer

“ All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting. ”

- John Mortimer

“ The worst fault of the working classes is telling their children they're not going to succeed, saying: "There is life, but it's not for you.". ”

- John Mortimer

“ Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute. ”

- John Mortimer

“ When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. ”

- John Mortimer

“ There are a lot of sacrifices involved in running and it can certainly be difficult at times. ”

- John Mortimer

“ Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute. ”

- John Mortimer

“ I suppose that writers should, in a way, feel flattered by the censorship laws. They show a primitive fear and dread at the fearful magic of print. ”

- John Mortimer

“ The worst fault of the working classes is telling their children they're not going to succeed, saying: "There is life, but it's not for you.". ”

- John Mortimer

“ To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph. ”

- John Mortimer

“ To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph. ”

- John Mortimer

“ I suppose that writers should, in a way, feel flattered by the censorship laws. They show a primitive fear and dread at the fearful magic of print. ”

- John Mortimer

“ There is always time for failure. ”

- John Mortimer

“ I suppose that writers should, in a way, feel flattered by the censorship laws. They show a primitive fear and dread at the fearful magic of print. ”

- John Mortimer

“ Beauty is handed out as undemocratically as inherited peerages, and beautiful people have done nothing to deserve their astonishing reward. ”

- John Mortimer

“ To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph. ”

- John Mortimer

“ The freedom to make a fortune on the stock exchange has been made to sound more alluring than freedom of speech. ”

- John Mortimer

“ There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. ”

- John Mortimer

“ I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. ”

- John Mortimer

“ The worst fault of the working classes is telling their children they're not going to succeed, saying: "There is life, but it's not for you.". ”

- John Mortimer

“ To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph. ”

- John Mortimer

“ To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph. ”

- John Mortimer

“ The only rule I have found to have any validity in writing is not to bore yourself. ”

- John Mortimer

“ The only rule I have found to have any validity in writing is not to bore yourself. ”

- John Mortimer

“ To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph. ”

- John Mortimer

“ I suppose that writers should, in a way, feel flattered by the censorship laws. They show a primitive fear and dread at the fearful magic of print. ”

- John Mortimer

“ The worst fault of the working classes is telling their children they're not going to succeed, saying: "There is life, but it's not for you.". ”

- John Mortimer

“ I suppose that writers should, in a way, feel flattered by the censorship laws. They show a primitive fear and dread at the fearful magic of print. ”

- John Mortimer

“ To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph. ”

- John Mortimer
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