Quotes of John Mortimer

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To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph.

- John Mortimer

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“ Sometimes the hardest one to see . . .is the one standing right before you. ”

- Lenora Porch

“ Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner. How selfish of you to deprive your cat of attention. ”

- Colleen Houck

“ Remember when your heart is empty, don’t fill it with lies and deception. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ Love alone could waken love. ”

- Pearl S. Buck

“ Sometimes, change is what we need to retain our sanity. ”

- Life

“ You must learn to let go. Release the stress. You were never in control anyway. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Buy a pup and your money will buy Love unflinching that cannot lie. ”

- Rudyard Kipling

“ To touch the soul of another human being is to walk on holy ground. ”

- Stephen Covey

“ We should have more reasons to smile than to cry. You will be surprised, even the saddest things could result in something to smile about. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ What you meet in another being is the projection of your own level of evolution. ”

- Ram Dass

“ The most successful men in the end are those whose success is the result of steady accretion. ”

- Alexander Graham Bell

“ We cannot have a world where everyone is a victim. "I'm this way because my father made me this way. I'm this way because my husband made me this way." Yes, we are indeed formed by traumas that happen to us. But then you must take charge, you must take over, you are responsible. ”

- Camille Paglia

“ I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the covers before I do something stupid. ”

- Josephine Angelini

“ And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about. ”

- Haruki Murakami

“ The pillow looked astonished, wondering what ended the late night river that used to run through it, but only he knows that she is the reason ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ There is the great lesson of 'Beauty and the Beast,' that a thing must be loved before it is lovable. ”

- Chesterton

“ To the wellorganized mind, death is but the next great adventure. ”

- J.K. Rowling

“ Battered was my heart in the deep search, branded with cracks like slices of silver birch. An ignorant dream, a wish, just fool's gold that was the tale that love had sold. ”

- Sara Secora

“ What if it becomes less about how we look and more about how much we care? What if it becomes less about how much money we earn and more about how much we share our good fortune? Imagine a world where who we are in our hearts is the ultimate status symbol. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there’d be peace. ”

- John Lennon

“ It takes guts and humility to admit mistakes. Admitting we're wrong is courage, not weakness. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Do your duty and a little more and the future will take care of itself. ”

- Andrew Carnegie

“ Mysteries of attraction could not always be explained through logic. Sometimes the fractures in two separate souls became the very hinges that held them together. ”

- Lisa Kleypas