Quotes of Jerry Seinfield - somelinesforyou

“ What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you’ll wind up naked at the end of it. ”

- Jerry Seinfield

“ People don’t think of their office as a workplace anymore. They think of it as a stationary store with Danish. You want to get your pastry, your envelopes, your supplies, your toilet paper, six cups of coffee, and you go home. ”

- Jerry Seinfield

“ After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that. ”

- Jerry Seinfield
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