Quotes of Jean Kerr - somelinesforyou

“ I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? ”

- Jean Kerr

“ The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. ”

- Jean Kerr

“ I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure. ”

- Jean Kerr

“ Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else. ”

- Jean Kerr

“ Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else. ”

- Jean Kerr

“ Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? ”

- Jean Kerr

“ Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. ”

- Jean Kerr

“ Now the thing about having a baby — and I can’t be the first person to have noticed this — is that thereafter you have it. ”

- Jean Kerr

“ Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himselflike, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. ”

- Jean Kerr

“ Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? ”

- Jean Kerr

“ Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent. ”

- Jean Kerr

“ You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help. ”

- Jean Kerr

“ I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. ”

- Jean Kerr

“ I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. ”

- Jean Kerr

“ I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. ”

- Jean Kerr

“ One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind. ”

- Jean Kerr

“ I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. ”

- Jean Kerr

“ Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye. ”

- Jean Kerr

“ Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. ”

- Jean Kerr

“ Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it. ”

- Jean Kerr

“ The thing about having a baby is that thereafter you have it. ”

- Jean Kerr

“ Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living. ”

- Jean Kerr

“ Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? ”

- Jean Kerr

“ Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? ”

- Jean Kerr

“ I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. ”

- Jean Kerr

“ Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it. ”

- Jean Kerr

“ I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. ”

- Jean Kerr

“ I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want — an adorable pancreas? ”

- Jean Kerr

“ One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind. ”

- Jean Kerr

“ Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? ”

- Jean Kerr
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