Quotes of Dean Martin - somelinesforyou

“ If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. ”

- Dean Martin

“ If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. ”

- Dean Martin

“ We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball. ”

- Dean Martin

“ We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball. ”

- Dean Martin

“ When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table. ”

- Dean Martin

“ If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. ”

- Dean Martin

“ If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. ”

- Dean Martin

“ You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. ”

- Dean Martin

“ If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. ”

- Dean Martin

“ There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does. ”

- Dean Martin

“ I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. ”

- Dean Martin

“ I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. ”

- Dean Martin

“ If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. ”

- Dean Martin

“ I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day. ”

- Dean Martin

“ You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. ”

- Dean Martin

“ You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. ”

- Dean Martin

“ You have not drunk too much wine if you can still lie on the floor without holding on. ”

- Dean Martin

“ If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. ”

- Dean Martin

“ I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. ”

- Dean Martin

“ You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. ”

- Dean Martin

“ You have not drunk too much wine if you can still lie on the floor without holding on. ”

- Dean Martin

“ I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. ”

- Dean Martin

“ I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day. ”

- Dean Martin

“ You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. ”

- Dean Martin

“ I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. ”

- Dean Martin

“ If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. ”

- Dean Martin

“ You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. ”

- Dean Martin

“ You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. ”

- Dean Martin

“ Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent. ”

- Dean Martin

“ I don't drink anymore… I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle. ”

- Dean Martin
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