Quotes of Phyllis Diller

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Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A chinese man threw up on me.

- Phyllis Diller

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“ Though lovers be lost love shall not. ”

- Dylan Thomas

“ Remember when your heart is empty, don’t fill it with lies and deception. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ Anything that makes weak physically, intellectually and spiritually, reject it as poison. ”

- Swami Vivekananda

“ Anything I ever did for a person was out of love, nobody can ever finesse me. ”

- Genereux Philip

“ Drag your thoughts away from your troubles… by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. ”

- Mark Twain

“ In spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart. I simply can’t build up my hopes on a foundation consisting of confusion, misery and death. ”

- Anne Frank

“ Maybe everyone can live beyond what they're capable of. ”

- Markus Zusak

“ When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you’ll be successful. ”

- Eric Thomas

“ Do it big, do it right, and do it with style. ”

- Fried Astaire

“ In case you never get a second chance: don't be afraid!" "And what if you do get a second chance?" "You take it! ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ The past can't hurt you anymore. Not unless you let it. They made you into a victim, Evey. They made you into a statistic. But, that's not the real you. That's not who you are inside. ”

- Alan Moore

“ Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom. ”

- Thomas Jefferson

“ Live a life of substance. The rest are mere fantasies. ”

- Pragnya Sahoo

“ It is better to be respected than it is to be popular. Popularity ends on yearbook day, but respect lasts forever. ”

- John Bytheway

“ There is the great lesson of 'Beauty and the Beast,' that a thing must be loved before it is lovable. ”

- Chesterton

“ In the waltz of the leaves in the air In the features of the playful clouds In the nostalgia carried by the wind In Paris alone, I save your love (fragment from Your presence “partout”, chapter Hope) ”

- Claudia Pavel

“ Mistakes are not bad; excuses are. ”

- Udai Yadla

“ Some symbols reach to your primordial archives. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame. ”

- Henry David Thoreau

“ Now, I return to this young fellow. And the communication I have got to make is, that he has great expectations. ”

- Charles Dickens

“ Buy a pup and your money will buy Love unflinching that cannot lie. ”

- Rudyard Kipling

“ Fake it 'till you make it. ”

- Gayle Forman

“ If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present ”

- Lao tzu