Quotes of Erma Bombeck

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I am not a glutton — I am an explorer of food.

- Erma Bombeck

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“ Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner. How selfish of you to deprive your cat of attention. ”

- Colleen Houck

“ At the beginning, you need no support other than your pen and paper to write down the ideas that your brain is ready to supply you at any given time. ”

- Godspower Oparaugo

“ I keep thinking about this river somewhere, with the water moving really fast. And these two people in the water, trying to hold onto each other, holding on as hard as they can, but in the end it’s just too much. The current’s too strong. They’ve got to let go, drift apart. ”

- Kazuo Ishiguro

“ Mistakes are not bad; excuses are. ”

- Udai Yadla

“ Don't worry when people only bring up your past. It's only because your present and future looks brighter and better than theirs ”

- Kimberking

“ A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you can’t get very far until you change it. ”

- Unknown

“ Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. ”

- Mary Roberts Rinehart

“ Faith is taking the first step even when you can’t see the whole staircase. ”

- Martin Luther King

“ My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. ”

- Mark Twain

“ The only love that I really believe in is a mother’s love for her children. ”

- Karl Lagerfeld

“ Hope is a waking dream. ”

- Aristotle

“ Never run from the truth. It is always there; it never changes – save your energy. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Love comforteth like sunshine after rain. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Find the things that matter, and hold on to them, and fight for them, and refuse to let them go. ”

- Lauren Oliver

“ Our own selfesteem is something we can actually twist in whatever way we want. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ You can't stop dreaming just because the night never seems to end. ”

- Curtis Tyrone Jones

“ Sometimes the best of gods gift's arrive by the shattering of all the window panes. ”

- Paulo Coelho

“ The purpose of literature is to turn blood into ink. ”

- T.S. Eliot

“ The road to success is always under construction. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ To touch the soul of another human being is to walk on holy ground. ”

- Stephen Covey

“ In spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart. I simply can’t build up my hopes on a foundation consisting of confusion, misery and death. ”

- Anne Frank

“ A heart, once stolen, can never be taken back. ”

- Marissa Meyer

“ I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, ‘Does he bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?’ Liar. ”

- Demetri Martin

“ When someone beats a rug, the blows are not against the rug, but against the dust in it. ”

- Gandhi