Quotes of Dave Barry

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The Internet browser… is the piece of software that puts a message on your computer screen informing you that the Internet is currently busy and you should try again later.

- Dave Barry

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“ When love is real. You both will do whatever you can to build and construct a solid relationship. It will be hard work but it's possible, We all come with pros and cons. If it's real, it will never be over. ”

- Katherine Vargas

“ You can’t go back and make a new start, but you can start right now and make a brand new ending. ”

- James R. Sherman

“ Our own selfesteem is something we can actually twist in whatever way we want. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ We werent exactly lovers yet, But we were a little more then friends. We just kept meeting at the wrong time, but our connection never ends. ”

- Nikki Rowe

“ Most people never truly live because they never do what they truly love. ”

- Tanner Walling

“ Don't worry when people only bring up your past. It's only because your present and future looks brighter and better than theirs ”

- Kimberking

“ A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you can’t get very far until you change it. ”

- Unknown

“ When love is pursued, fear is surrendered, and you gain the freedom to worship in spirit and in truth. ”

- Deborah Brodie

“ If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. ”

- Confucius

“ The key to success is not through achievement but through enthusiasm. ”

- Malcolm Forbes

“ Keep away from small people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Good management is the art of making problems so interesting and their solutions so constructive that everyone wants to get to work and deal with them. ”

- Paul Hawken

“ Denna is a wild thing," I explained. "Like a hind or a summer storm. If a storm blows down your house, or breaks a tree, you don't say the storm was mean. It was cruel. It acted according to its nature and something unfortunately was hurt. The same is true of Denna. ”

- Patrick Rothfuss

“ If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there’d be peace. ”

- John Lennon

“ The only love that I really believe in is a mother’s love for her children. ”

- Karl Lagerfeld

“ the saddest thing is to be a minute to someone, when you've made them your eternity. ”

- Sanober Khan

“ Sometimes you never realize how much you like someone, until you watch them liking someone else. ”

- Unknown

“ Sometimes the hardest one to see . . .is the one standing right before you. ”

- Lenora Porch

“ My poetry has been engraved with your name And my heart is by your memory scarred ”

- Zubair Ahsan

“ With every rising of the sun, think of your life as just begun. ”

- Unknown

“ My concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right. ”

- Abraham Lincoln

“ Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you. ”

- Chuck Klosterman

“ I want to stand in front Allah proud of how well I treated back in dunya. ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ Find the things that matter, and hold on to them, and fight for them, and refuse to let them go. ”

- Lauren Oliver