Quotes of Johnny Carson

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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

- Johnny Carson

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“ Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom. ”

- Thomas Jefferson

“ To be human is to be broken and broken is its own kind of beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ If you fuel your journey on the opinions of others, you are going to run out of gas. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ And these aches in my heart create poetry! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. ”

- Dr. Seuss

“ All worries are less with wine. ”

- Amit Kalantri

“ Tell me then, does love make one a fool or do only fools fall in love? ”

- Orhan Pamuk

“ When someone beats a rug, the blows are not against the rug, but against the dust in it. ”

- Gandhi

“ Remember, darkness does not always equate to evil, just as light does not always bring good. ”

- P.C. Cast

“ I don't dream at night, I dream at day, I dream all day; I'm dreaming for living. ”

- Steven Spielberg

“ I held my heart back from positively accepting anything, since I was afraid of another fall, and in this condition of suspense I was being all the more killed. ”

- St. Augustine of Hippo

“ Love is an endless mystery, because there is no reasonable cause that could explain it. ”

- Rabindranath Tagore

“ Freedom comes from a sense of empowerment. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ Well, now If little by little you stop loving me I shall stop loving you Little by little If suddenly you forget me Do not look for me For I shall already have forgotten you If you think it long and mad the wind of banners that passes through my life And you decide to leave me at the shore of the heart where I have roots Remember That on that day, at that hour, I shall lift my arms And my roots will set off to seek another land ”

- Pablo Neruda

“ Love doesn't sit there like a stone, it has to be made, like bread: remade all the time, made new. ”

- Og Mandino

“ Mistakes are not bad; excuses are. ”

- Udai Yadla

“ If our love isn't written in the stars, Why the very moment we truly locked eyes for the first time does one fly straight by. There's something to be said about twinsouls and meeting eye to eye, the soul ignites its fire for the very first time. ”

- Nikki Rowe

“ It’s time to care; it’s time to take responsibility; it’s time to lead; it’s time for a change; it’s time to be true to our greatest self; it’s time to stop blaming others. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will show themselves great. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ Sometimes when I'm alone, I take the pearl from where it lives in my pocket and try to remember the boy with the bread, the strong arms that warded off nightmares on the train, the kisses in the arena. ”

- Suzanne Collins

“ It is easier to believe a lie than to claim parts of you that have been scattered and buried. Your willingness to search for what's been lost merely points to how immensely powerful you are. ”

- Kirstyn Lazur

“ FORGET SWAG, I'VE GOT SHAKARA', ”

- Genereux Philip

“ A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided. ”

- Anthony Robbins

“ Are you asking me to undress, Tris?' A nervous laugh gurgles from my throat. 'Only ... partially ”

- Veronica Roth

“ Many, many readers have written asking me wistfully about the nature of Sam and Grace's relationship, and I can assure you, that sort is absolutely real. Mutual, respectful, enduring love is completely attainable as long as you swear you won't settle for less. ”

- Maggie Stiefvater