Quotes of Jerry Seinfeld

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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out.".

- Jerry Seinfeld

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“ The path is paved with consistent, conscious mental and spiritual alertness and the gradual growth of goodness in our heart and clarity in our mind. We are awake. If we keep trying to understand, we will understand. If we keep telling ourselves that we are loved by Life and if we keep looking for evidence of that love, we will find it. ”

- Donna Goddard

“ Because, if you could love someone, and keep loving them, without being loved back . . . then that love had to be real. It hurt too much to be anything else. ”

- Sarah Cross

“ Anyone who stops learning is old, whether twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing you can do is keep your mind young. ”

- Mark Twain

“ I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. ”

- Abraham Lincoln

“ Each of us is an innkeeper who decides if there is room for Jesus! ”

- Neal A. Maxwell

“ Warm someone's cheek Whisper Caress Kiss for 10 seconds, or more, or for the rest of your life Be there Love Long Belong Be loyal Be love Be with someone always Belong to yourself ”

- David C. Sarnacki

“ We love those who admire us, but not those whom we admire. ”

- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

“ Legacy is greater than currency ”

- Gary Vaynerchuk

“ Armed with positive thoughts, it becomes easier to focus on your goals, while the opposite also holds true. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ Close your eyes, take your time and listen. ”

- Maxime Lagacé

“ There are many Mondays to go before I die. I may as well look forward to them. ”

- Trevor Carss

“ The most successful men in the end are those whose success is the result of steady accretion. ”

- Alexander Graham Bell

“ Family where life begins & love never ends. ”

- Unknown

“ You are everything I never knew I always wanted. ”

- Fools Rush In

“ Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame. ”

- Henry David Thoreau

“ Art is in the act, not the product. Products simply provide a means to continue the process, a loan of sorts from the buyer. Now the Art is in the hands of the buyer who transforms a simple act as a gift of time to the artist. I for one can not say which is more beautiful. ”

- Vic Stah Milien

“ Life is a sheet of blank papers and pen: “We write our life like one made in heaven.” Sadly though, some don’t have the pen with them: “It’s others doing the writing for them. ”

- Rodolfo Martin Vitangcol

“ There is a distinct, awful pain that comes with loving someone more than they love you. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option. ”

- Maya Angelou

“ Choose being kind over being right, and you’ll be right every time. ”

- Richard Carlson

“ One thing I learned out of all these years is nobody really riding wit you like they say n I’ll always keep my guard up cause of all the fuckery. ”

- Genereux Philip

“ Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions. ”

- Woody Allen

“ It is now how good you are, it’s how good you want to be. ”

- Unknown

“ The more one judges, the less one loves. ”

- Honore de Balzac

“ To the wellorganized mind, death is but the next great adventure. ”

- J.K. Rowling