Quotes of Mitch Hedberg

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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

- Mitch Hedberg

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“ A blooming relationship even if it’s someone else’s, makes me so happy and reinstates my faith in love... ”

- Nitya Prakash

“ The path is paved with consistent, conscious mental and spiritual alertness and the gradual growth of goodness in our heart and clarity in our mind. We are awake. If we keep trying to understand, we will understand. If we keep telling ourselves that we are loved by Life and if we keep looking for evidence of that love, we will find it. ”

- Donna Goddard

“ Love doesn't sit there like a stone, it has to be made, like bread: remade all the time, made new. ”

- Og Mandino

“ Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. ”

- Mae West

“ Your dream should always be greater than your grievances ”

- Aadarsh Singh

“ Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body. ”

- Lady Gaga

“ Sometimes you never realize how much you like someone, until you watch them liking someone else. ”

- Unknown

“ My mama always used to tell me: ‘If you can’t find somethin’ to live for, you best find somethin’ to die for.’ ”

- Tupac Shakur

“ Finding the lesson behind every adversity will be the one important thing that helps get you through it. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Everyone's time is limited. What matters most is to focus on what matters most. ”

- Roy Bennett

“ Keep in mind that three months worth of sowing equals three months of reaping at harvest, Remember not to stop sowing your fields in all ways in life after the first three months as its easy to feel good and live off of the fields already sowed but like a meat grinder the stock will eventually run out ”

- James D Wilson

“ Love isn't a feeling or emotion that changes timely, it's everlasting... ”

- Gandhi

“ We cannot have a world where everyone is a victim. "I'm this way because my father made me this way. I'm this way because my husband made me this way." Yes, we are indeed formed by traumas that happen to us. But then you must take charge, you must take over, you are responsible. ”

- Camille Paglia

“ Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? ”

- Elizabeth Scott

“ When someone beats a rug, the blows are not against the rug, but against the dust in it. ”

- Gandhi

“ A successful marriage requires falling in love many times always with the same person. ”

- Mignon McLaughlin

“ A good idea always attracts other good ideas. ”

- Patrick Ness

“ Let me take you from Miss to Mrs ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ You are attracted to the love you didn't receive as a child ”

- Jodi Ann Quarrie

“ Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. ”

- Benjamin Franklin

“ I thought it (love) meant like you hold out your hand and someone takes it, holds it hard, and pulls you safe from the river. You talk. You tell him bits of yourself. You say here's where I hurt and you give it to him and he holds it and gives you where he hurts in return and you hold it and that's how you learn to love. ”

- Elizabeth George

“ What if it becomes less about how we look and more about how much we care? What if it becomes less about how much money we earn and more about how much we share our good fortune? Imagine a world where who we are in our hearts is the ultimate status symbol. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ I've always kept one emotional suitcase packed. With you, I live out of one, every day, and I keep a cab on speed dial. ”

- Heather Angelika Dooley

“ Battered was my heart in the deep search, branded with cracks like slices of silver birch. An ignorant dream, a wish, just fool's gold that was the tale that love had sold. ”

- Sara Secora