Quotes of Art Buchwald

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You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

- Art Buchwald

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“ Your past, including your failures, simply offers feedback that makes you wiser and stronger than before. ”

- Brittany Burgunder

“ Those who complain about being constrained in their job and life should ask themselves one simple question. Are you constrained by chains or in your own mind? ”

- RJ Intindola

“ I can only think about the past, but I can always design the future. ”

- Davin Ferrigon

“ I felt overwhelmed. I didn’t expect a first kiss to be so…life altering. In a few brief moments, the rule book of my universe had been rewritten. Suddenly I was a brand new person. I was as fragile as a newborn, but instead of the doctor placing me in my mother’s arms, he’d put me in Ren’s. What would Ren do with me? Would he draw me near, soothe me, and teach me about this new world or would he reject me and tell the doctor there must be some mistake. There was no way to know. What a breakable and delicate thing a heart was, no wonder I’d kept mine locked away. ”

- Colleen Houck

“ We always see our worst selves. Our most vulnerable selves. We need someone else to get close enough to tell us we’re wrong. Someone we trust. ”

- David Levithan

“ Love comforteth like sunshine after rain. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there’d be peace. ”

- John Lennon

“ Dripping water hollows out stone, not through force but through persistence. ”

- Ovid

“ Drunk and alone and hopelessly in love with the idea that someday somehow it might just get better. ”

- Stefanie Sybens

“ Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. ”

- Helen Keller

“ I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, ‘Does he bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?’ Liar. ”

- Demetri Martin

“ Caution not spirit, let it roam wild; for in that natural state dance embraces divine frequency. ”

- Shah Asad Rizvi

“ You must learn to let go. Release the stress. You were never in control anyway. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ You are successful in my book if you do what you love for a living; you do not owe money to anyone; you have a place what you call home; you have a wife/husband, a girlfriend/boyfriend, or a partner who loves and respects you; and most importantly, you are surrounded by friends and loved ones who stand by you in good and bad days. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ You are like nobody since I love you. ”

- Pablo Neruda

“ We should have more reasons to smile than to cry. You will be surprised, even the saddest things could result in something to smile about. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ I am not an optimist, but a great believer of hope. ”

- Nelson Mandela

“ Drag your thoughts away from your troubles… by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Life is an abstract art, and it’s up to you to make sense of it. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ The desires of man are frequently more influential than their rational thought. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. ”

- Voltaire

“ I will love you even when I am dust on the wind. ”

- Nalini Singh

“ Dream so big you get uncomfortable telling smallminded people. ”

- Praharsh Prasoon

“ My concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right. ”

- Abraham Lincoln

“ Never worry a bit in Life. Always be full of merriment. ”

- sharda sriram