While you are away, movie stars are taking your women. Robert Redford is dating your girlfriend, Tom Selleck is kissing your lady, Bart Simpson is making love to your wife.

- Baghdad Betty

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“ A failure is always in the passenger seat in his or her life. ”

- Stephen Richards

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“ If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut. ”

- Albert Einstein

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“ Her smile was innocent and naive as if she didn’t know anything other than to love and be kind to others. ”

- Mariyam Hasnain

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“ There’s only so many variations on the basics of human relationships. To me, it’s all about the detail and how you tell the story. How you say, ‘I love you.’ ”

- K. Flay

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“ Where wild souls meet wild lovers is where hurricanes are made. ”

- ventum

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“ Rise as a human being live as a legend work as a Messiah and you shall see the bright glorious change all around you. ”

- Abhijit Naskar

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“ There are times in life which proves life is wife and wife is life. ”

- Fahad Basheer

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“ Choose being kind over being right, and you’ll be right every time. ”

- Richard Carlson

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“ Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. ”

- Napoleon Hill

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“ The sun shall always rise upon a new day and there shall always be a rose garden within me. Yes, there is a part of me that is broken, but my broken soil gives way to my wild roses. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

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“ Unless you love someone, nothing else makes sense. ”

- e.e. cummings

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“ Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. ”

- Mahatma Gandhi

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“ In love, trust is a tonic and suspicion is a poison. ”

- Abhijit Naskar

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“ Love is a panacea for a wound that never stops weeping. ”

- Kilroy J. Oldster

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“ Everyone's time is limited. What matters most is to focus on what matters most. ”

- Roy Bennett

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“ If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it. ”

- Ernest Hemingway

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“ Good management is the art of making problems so interesting and their solutions so constructive that everyone wants to get to work and deal with them. ”

- Paul Hawken

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“ Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will show themselves great. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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“ Every man is a boyfriend. But some people do not have the ability to become husbands. ”

- Sajal Ahmed

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“ Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body. ”

- Lady Gaga

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“ The desires of man are frequently more influential than their rational thought. ”

- RJ Intindola

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“ To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. ”

- William M. Thackery

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“ The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options. ”

- Bill Hicks

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Quotes of Baghdad Betty

While you are away, movie stars are taking your women. Robert Redford is dating your girlfriend, Tom Selleck is kissing your lady, Bart Simpson is making love to your wife.

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“ A failure is always in the passenger seat in his or her life. ”

“ If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut. ”

“ Her smile was innocent and naive as if she didn’t know anything other than to love and be kind to others. ”

“ There’s only so many variations on the basics of human relationships. To me, it’s all about the detail and how you tell the story. How you say, ‘I love you.’ ”

“ Where wild souls meet wild lovers is where hurricanes are made. ”

“ Rise as a human being live as a legend work as a Messiah and you shall see the bright glorious change all around you. ”

“ There are times in life which proves life is wife and wife is life. ”

“ Choose being kind over being right, and you’ll be right every time. ”

“ Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. ”

“ The sun shall always rise upon a new day and there shall always be a rose garden within me. Yes, there is a part of me that is broken, but my broken soil gives way to my wild roses. ”

“ Unless you love someone, nothing else makes sense. ”

“ Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. ”

“ In love, trust is a tonic and suspicion is a poison. ”

“ Love is a panacea for a wound that never stops weeping. ”

“ Everyone's time is limited. What matters most is to focus on what matters most. ”

“ If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it. ”

“ Good management is the art of making problems so interesting and their solutions so constructive that everyone wants to get to work and deal with them. ”

“ Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will show themselves great. ”

“ Every man is a boyfriend. But some people do not have the ability to become husbands. ”

“ Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body. ”

“ The desires of man are frequently more influential than their rational thought. ”

“ To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. ”

“ The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options. ”