Quotes of Larry David

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Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.

- Larry David

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“ I was so blessed. The first person I gave my heart to was an angel who plucked the feathers off his wings and built a nest for it. ”

- Kamand Kojouri

“ Don't let him take who you are. Make him fear who you'll become. ”

- Mary Weber

“ Relationships are like Rome difficult to start out, incredible during the prosperity of the 'golden age', and unbearable during the fall. Then, a new kingdom will come along and the whole process will repeat itself until you come across a kingdom like Egypt... that thrives, and continues to flourish. This kingdom will become your best friend, your soul mate, and your love. ”

- Helen Keller

“ If you grow it, they will cum. ”

- THIGHBRUSH

“ And these aches in my heart create poetry! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ Superhuman effort isn't worth a damn unless it achieves results. ”

- Ernest Shackleton

“ What I stand for is what I stand on. ”

- Wendell Berry

“ Keep your face always toward the sunshine and shadows will fall behind you. ”

- Walt Whitman

“ A drop of water shall be returned with a burst of spring. ”

- Pat Cher

“ Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. Your really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. ”

- Lucille Ball

“ Remember, if you don’t do anything – if you don’t change the way your mind works and direct your subconscious mind to create the life you want – then everything stays the same, nothing changes. ”

- Steve Backley

“ In case you never get a second chance: don't be afraid!" "And what if you do get a second chance?" "You take it! ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more. ”

- Erica Jong

“ The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. ”

- Émile Zola

“ Tell me then, does love make one a fool or do only fools fall in love? ”

- Orhan Pamuk

“ Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. ”

- Joan Crawford

“ sometimes the unknown is better for all involved ”

- Azelene Williams

“ Each of us is an innkeeper who decides if there is room for Jesus! ”

- Neal A. Maxwell

“ It is easier to believe a lie than to claim parts of you that have been scattered and buried. Your willingness to search for what's been lost merely points to how immensely powerful you are. ”

- Kirstyn Lazur

“ The only time a man can do the right thing is right now. ”

- John Verdon

“ Anything under God's control is never out of control. ”

- Charles Swindoll

“ Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. ”

- Augustine of Hippo

“ If every life is a river, then it's little wonder that we do not even notice the changes that occur until we are far out in the darkest sea. One day you look around and nothing is familiar, not even your own face. My name once meant daughter, grandaughter, friend, sister, beloved. Now those words mean only what their letters spell out; Star in the night sky. Truth in the darkness. I have crossed over to a place where I never thought I'd be. I am someone I would have never imagined. A secret. A dream. I am this, body and soul. Burn me. Drown me. Tell me lies. I will still be who I am. ”

- Alice Hoffman

“ One day she will be mine. I am telling you. I need to have her, and she needs me. She just doesn’t know it yet. There is no one in the world that could love her the way I could. ”

- Nico J. Genes