Quotes of Jerry Seinfeld

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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out.".

- Jerry Seinfeld

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“ Those we love never truly leave us, Harry. There are things that death cannot touch. ”

- Jack Thorne

“ One chooses who they decide to love but never determines who will love them back. The woman’s first two considerations are respect and financial security which centers on the core of personality traits; a man reveres persona of physical and sexuality; these two impostors have little relevance of character. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ The only shortcut I have found to life is to sharpen my teeth on the bones of the wise. ”

- Vic Stah Milien

“ There is nothing higher than love, and nothing lower than ignorance. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ A lack of clarity could put the brakes on any journey to success. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ The desires of man are frequently more influential than their rational thought. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain. ”

- Audrey Hepburn

“ All my problems bow before my stubbornness. ”

- Amit Kalantri

“ If you grow it, they will cum. ”

- THIGHBRUSH

“ Keep away from small people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. ”

- Mark Twain

“ There are many Mondays to go before I die. I may as well look forward to them. ”

- Trevor Carss

“ The sun shall always rise upon a new day and there shall always be a rose garden within me. Yes, there is a part of me that is broken, but my broken soil gives way to my wild roses. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge. ”

- Banksy

“ The gospel is this: We are more sinful and flawed in ourselves than we ever dared believe, yet at the very same time we are more loved and accepted in Jesus Christ than we ever dared hope. ”

- Timothy Keller

“ If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present ”

- Lao tzu

“ Buy a pup and your money will buy Love unflinching that cannot lie. ”

- Rudyard Kipling

“ The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why ”

- Mark Twain

“ Stop hating yourself for everything you aren’t and start loving yourself for everything you already are. ”

- Unknown

“ In spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart. I simply can’t build up my hopes on a foundation consisting of confusion, misery and death. ”

- Anne Frank

“ I will be generous with my love today. I will sprinkle compliments and uplifting words everywhere I go. I will do this knowing that my words are like seeds and when they fall on fertile soil, a reflection of those seeds will grow into something greater. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Looks like to me we all begin and end in the same place. Perhaps we could love each other a little bit more along the way. ”

- Clyde Lee Dennis

“ Live your life, no matter what that life is. ”

- Corey Taylor

“ Maybe everyone can live beyond what they're capable of. ”

- Markus Zusak
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