Quotes of Jerry Seinfeld

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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out.".

- Jerry Seinfeld

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“ All worries are less with wine. ”

- Amit Kalantri

“ Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall. ”

- Confucius

“ Being love rather than giving or taking love, is the only thing that provides stability. ”

- Ram Dass

“ Don’t take the high ground and assume you already know what you’ll do. The truth is, when it comes to someone you love, you’ll find there isn’t anything you won’t do. ”

- Richelle Mead

“ Betrayal, Selfishness, Sly and many more! A kid is far away from understanding abstract nouns except one Love. ”

- Somya Kedia

“ We don’t really care for things that we get easily in life. Life always needs to be served hot. ”

- Subhasis Das

“ FORGET SWAG, I'VE GOT SHAKARA', ”

- Genereux Philip

“ Sometimes the hardest one to see . . .is the one standing right before you. ”

- Lenora Porch

“ Your heart is a powerful force. Use it consciously. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ If every life is a river, then it's little wonder that we do not even notice the changes that occur until we are far out in the darkest sea. One day you look around and nothing is familiar, not even your own face. My name once meant daughter, grandaughter, friend, sister, beloved. Now those words mean only what their letters spell out; Star in the night sky. Truth in the darkness. I have crossed over to a place where I never thought I'd be. I am someone I would have never imagined. A secret. A dream. I am this, body and soul. Burn me. Drown me. Tell me lies. I will still be who I am. ”

- Alice Hoffman

“ If you grow it, they will cum. ”

- THIGHBRUSH

“ To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. ”

- William M. Thackery

“ All my problems bow before my stubbornness. ”

- Amit Kalantri

“ Love shapes who you are in many ways. Its presence or absence in our youth impacts our adulthood, which impacts our future generations; the cycle has to be restarted somewhere. ”

- Hani Selim

“ I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. ”

- Abraham Lincoln

“ He made me feel the infinite number of feelings, In which I lost myself. ”

- Luffina Lourduraj

“ Such is my relationship with God: on my gigantic canvass of life, I am the one throwing all of the brightlycolored paints, creating genuine splatters, authentic whirlpools of color, beautiful patterns, wonderful streaks and stains and wild accents; God is the one with the paintbrush who stands beside my canvass filling all the intricate and amazing details in between the whirlpools and the streaks! We're happy together! ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ All things are difficult before they are easy. ”

- Thomas Fuller

“ Attitude is a choice. Happiness is a choice. Optimism is a choice. Kindness is a choice. Giving is a choice. Respect is a choice. Whatever choice you make makes you. Choose wisely. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ There is the great lesson of 'Beauty and the Beast,' that a thing must be loved before it is lovable. ”

- Chesterton

“ We accept some black people, receive some white people, embrace some Asian people, and welcome some mixed people, but God commands us to love all people. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ At the beginning, you need no support other than your pen and paper to write down the ideas that your brain is ready to supply you at any given time. ”

- Godspower Oparaugo

“ Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself. ”

- Leo Buscaglia