Quotes of Jack Handey

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The other day I got out my can-opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, What am I doing?!

- Jack Handey

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“ Willingness to show we are interested in our children’s needs takes the burden and worries off their minds. It shows compassion on our end, and it builds trust on their end. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ If I envision a just, fair future, I must behave justly and fairly today. ”

- Elena Aguilar

“ Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? ”

- Elizabeth Scott

“ When love comes like that, all you can do is surrender, to lay down your arms and submit to the will of those who would love you. For in denying it, you face only regret. ”

- Michael Kilman

“ I know that the whole point—the only point—is to find the things that matter, and hold on to them, and fight for them, and refuse to let them go. ”

- Lauren Oliver

“ Caution not spirit, let it roam wild; for in that natural state dance embraces divine frequency. ”

- Shah Asad Rizvi

“ Those we love never truly leave us, Harry. There are things that death cannot touch. ”

- Jack Thorne

“ It’s not bragging if you can back it up. ”

- Muhammad Ali

“ A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. ”

- Robert Frost

“ You are like nobody since I love you. ”

- Pablo Neruda

“ Either you run the day, or the day runs you. ”

- Jim Rohn

“ The only time we can effect an action is now. So learn from the past, have a vision for your future but act NOW. Today will soon be your past so don’t miss your present. ? ”

- Andrea McGibbon

“ An early. morning walk is a blessing for the whole day. ”

- Henry David Thoreau

“ Education must not simply teach work – it must teach Life. ”

- W. E. B. Du Bois

“ Bagiku ada sesuatu yang paling berharga dan hakiki dalam kehidupan: 'dapat mencintai, dapat iba hati, dapat merasai kedukaan'. Tanpa itu semua maka kita tidak lebih dari benda. Berbahagialah orang yang masih mempunyai rasa cinta, yang belum sampai kehilangan benda yang paling bernilai itu. Kalau kita telah kehilangan itu maka absurdlah hidup kita. ”

- Soe Hok Gie

“ Be supportive of others the way you would want them to be supportive of you. ”

- Ken Poirot

“ If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse. ”

- Jim Rohn

“ Love is blind, they say–but isn’t it more that love makes us see too much? Isn’t it more that love floods our brain with sights and sounds, so that everything looks bigger, brighter, more lovely than ever before? ”

- Susan Fletcher Eve Green

“ If you suddenly stumble upon the right door, you will not be able to recognize that it is right. ”

- Osho

“ About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all. ”

- Rita Mae Brown

“ It is better to be respected than it is to be popular. Popularity ends on yearbook day, but respect lasts forever. ”

- John Bytheway

“ I held my heart back from positively accepting anything, since I was afraid of another fall, and in this condition of suspense I was being all the more killed. ”

- St. Augustine of Hippo

“ Remember, darkness does not always equate to evil, just as light does not always bring good. ”

- P.C. Cast

“ If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner. ”

- Tallulah Bankhead
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