Quotes of Jack Handey

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The other day I got out my can-opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, What am I doing?!

- Jack Handey

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“ Often, we fabricate the people we love to make loving them more palatable; the fictionalized version of them reduces the awareness of truth. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made. ”

- Tyler Kent White

“ Love brings to light a lover's noble and hidden qualitieshis rare and exceptional traits: it is thus liable to be deceptive of his normal qualities. ”

- Friedrich Nietzsche

“ If you are too busy to pray, you are busier than God wants you to be. ”

- Wanda E. Brunstetter

“ feeling upset? look up a lover ”

- Arif Naseem

“ Attitude is a choice. Happiness is a choice. Optimism is a choice. Kindness is a choice. Giving is a choice. Respect is a choice. Whatever choice you make makes you. Choose wisely. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Live your life, no matter what that life is. ”

- Corey Taylor

“ I don't think you should wait. I think you should speak now. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. ”

- William Bernbach

“ Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall. ”

- Confucius

“ Your environment will eat your goals and plans for breakfast. ”

- Steve Pavlina

“ There is the great lesson of 'Beauty and the Beast,' that a thing must be loved before it is lovable. ”

- Chesterton

“ The road to success is always under construction. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Don't let him take who you are. Make him fear who you'll become. ”

- Mary Weber

“ We should have more reasons to smile than to cry. You will be surprised, even the saddest things could result in something to smile about. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ Mistakes are not bad; excuses are. ”

- Udai Yadla

“ Meditation is a way for nourishing and blossoming the divinity within you. ”

- Amit Ray

“ I felt overwhelmed. I didn’t expect a first kiss to be so…life altering. In a few brief moments, the rule book of my universe had been rewritten. Suddenly I was a brand new person. I was as fragile as a newborn, but instead of the doctor placing me in my mother’s arms, he’d put me in Ren’s. What would Ren do with me? Would he draw me near, soothe me, and teach me about this new world or would he reject me and tell the doctor there must be some mistake. There was no way to know. What a breakable and delicate thing a heart was, no wonder I’d kept mine locked away. ”

- Colleen Houck

“ When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. ”

- Wayne Dyer

“ An early. morning walk is a blessing for the whole day. ”

- Henry David Thoreau

“ FORGET SWAG, I'VE GOT SHAKARA', ”

- Genereux Philip

“ Never worry a bit in Life. Always be full of merriment. ”

- sharda sriram

“ Faith is taking the first step even when you can’t see the whole staircase. ”

- Martin Luther King

“ Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will show themselves great. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson