Quotes of Milton Berle

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I'd like to tell you some jokes now, but you'd only laugh.

- Milton Berle

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“ Being love rather than giving or taking love, is the only thing that provides stability. ”

- Ram Dass

“ You have to be the bravest person in the world to go out every day, being yourself when no one likes who you are. ”

- Matthew

“ Love is a panacea for a wound that never stops weeping. ”

- Kilroy J. Oldster

“ Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. ”

- Helen Keller

“ The price of your birthday outfits should go costlier with respect to the ages you lived. ”

- Anwesha Mohanty ‘Anny’

“ There is a distinct, awful pain that comes with loving someone more than they love you. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ If you are too busy to pray, you are busier than God wants you to be. ”

- Wanda E. Brunstetter

“ Most people never truly live because they never do what they truly love. ”

- Tanner Walling

“ That man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much. ”

- Robert Louis Stevenson

“ Until you step into the unknown, you don’t know what you’re made of. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain. ”

- Audrey Hepburn

“ Fake it 'till you make it. ”

- Gayle Forman

“ Don't let him take who you are. Make him fear who you'll become. ”

- Mary Weber

“ Just when you think it can't get any worse, it can. And just when you think it can't get any better, it can. ”

- Nicholas Sparks

“ I love the Lord, for he heard my voice; he heard my cry for mercy. Because he turned his ear to me, I will call on him as long as I live. (Psalms 116:12 NIV) ”

- Anonymous

“ A heart filled with anger has no room for love. ”

- Joan Lunden

“ There’s only so many variations on the basics of human relationships. To me, it’s all about the detail and how you tell the story. How you say, ‘I love you.’ ”

- K. Flay

“ The path is paved with consistent, conscious mental and spiritual alertness and the gradual growth of goodness in our heart and clarity in our mind. We are awake. If we keep trying to understand, we will understand. If we keep telling ourselves that we are loved by Life and if we keep looking for evidence of that love, we will find it. ”

- Donna Goddard

“ I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, ‘Does he bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?’ Liar. ”

- Demetri Martin

“ Don't be afraid of the shadows, that only means there's a light nearby. ”

- Evanescence

“ You are everything I never knew I always wanted. ”

- Fools Rush In

“ Where wild souls meet wild lovers is where hurricanes are made. ”

- ventum

“ Confidence is how we perceive the manifestation of truth in us. ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ When we go into stillness we can hear our soul’s voice loud and clear. If we speak from our heart we share our soul’s melody with the world. ”

- Christina Goetz

“ Where you go, I shall go; where you die, I shall die, and there will I be buried. ”

- Rosamund Hodge