Quotes of Johnny Carson

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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

- Johnny Carson

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“ Love is blind, they say–but isn’t it more that love makes us see too much? Isn’t it more that love floods our brain with sights and sounds, so that everything looks bigger, brighter, more lovely than ever before? ”

- Susan Fletcher Eve Green

“ I have come from the End of the World. From the River of Dreams, through the gauntlet and the Briar and the Deep Wyld, in order to stand before you today. I have but one request—to take my place at your side. To resume my duty as your knight, and to protect you and your kingdom for as long as I draw breath. ”

- Julie Kagawa

“ Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them. ”

- John Updike

“ Sometimes, change is what we need to retain our sanity. ”

- Life

“ After your first failure, the occurrence of a second failure closely depends on what you have learned from your past mistakes and whether or not you have drawn some valuable lessons. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ It’s not bragging if you can back it up. ”

- Muhammad Ali

“ So many reasons to hate and still I choose to love anyway... ”

- Samiha Totanji

“ I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the covers before I do something stupid. ”

- Josephine Angelini

“ Education must not simply teach work – it must teach Life. ”

- W. E. B. Du Bois

“ If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse. ”

- Jim Rohn

“ I am convinced that one should tell one's spiritual director if one has a great desire for Communion, for Our Lord does not come from Heaven every day to stay in a golden ciborium; He comes to find another heaven, the heaven of our soul in which He loves to dwell. ”

- St. Therese of Lisieux

“ I love my attitude problem. ”

- Unknown

“ Life is an abstract art, and it’s up to you to make sense of it. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ Tell me then, does love make one a fool or do only fools fall in love? ”

- Orhan Pamuk

“ The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why ”

- Mark Twain

“ Your heart is a powerful force. Use it consciously. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ It is now how good you are, it’s how good you want to be. ”

- Unknown

“ If you love me as you say you do,' she whispered, 'make it so that I am at peace. ”

- Leo Tolstoy

“ Live your life, no matter what that life is. ”

- Corey Taylor

“ There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment ”

- Norman Vincent Peale

“ Every day is your entire life. ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. ”

- Robert Frost

“ Sitting too long produces trees. ”

- Lorin MorganRichards

“ Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through selfgratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. ”

- Helen Keller