Quotes of Mitch Hedberg

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Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets.

- Mitch Hedberg

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“ To love oneself is the beginning of a life long romance. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. ”

- Dalai Lama

“ Freedom comes from a sense of empowerment. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ Caution not spirit, let it roam wild; for in that natural state dance embraces divine frequency. ”

- Shah Asad Rizvi

“ I've always kept one emotional suitcase packed. With you, I live out of one, every day, and I keep a cab on speed dial. ”

- Heather Angelika Dooley

“ At one time or another we are all called to leave the safety of our homes, the certainty of what we know, the illusions of who we are. Not everyone will heed this call, of course. And those who do will risk losing themselves completely. But if we choose to ignore the invitation, we risk never knowing who we might have become. We risk dying without knowing what it is to live. ”

- Thomas Lloyd Qualls

“ My concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right. ”

- Abraham Lincoln

“ So many reasons to hate and still I choose to love anyway... ”

- Samiha Totanji

“ Sometimes you never realize how much you like someone, until you watch them liking someone else. ”

- Unknown

“ Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. ”

- Martin Luther King Jr.

“ Live your life, no matter what that life is. ”

- Corey Taylor

“ Life is never made unbearable by circumstances, but only by lack of meaning and purpose. ”

- Victor Frankl

“ Don't waste your love on somebody, who doesn't value it. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Betrayal, Selfishness, Sly and many more! A kid is far away from understanding abstract nouns except one Love. ”

- Somya Kedia

“ Either you run the day, or the day runs you. ”

- Jim Rohn

“ I thought it (love) meant like you hold out your hand and someone takes it, holds it hard, and pulls you safe from the river. You talk. You tell him bits of yourself. You say here's where I hurt and you give it to him and he holds it and gives you where he hurts in return and you hold it and that's how you learn to love. ”

- Elizabeth George

“ I can't make someone stay, but I can make me stay with someone. A successful relationship needs a constant decision to remain committed. ”

- Jeffrey Alcuizar Igot

“ Love shapes who you are in many ways. Its presence or absence in our youth impacts our adulthood, which impacts our future generations; the cycle has to be restarted somewhere. ”

- Hani Selim

“ Mistakes are not bad; excuses are. ”

- Udai Yadla

“ My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Leaders in OVER their heads is the mere result of getting ahead of their intended SEASON. ”

- John Paul Warren

“ As powerful as your genetic combination is in determining the outcome of your life, your decisions are more powerful. You will ultimately look like your decisions. ”

- Kingsley Opuwari Manuel