Quotes of Ken Dodd

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If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute — I've got to have them.

- Ken Dodd

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“ A failure is always in the passenger seat in his or her life. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ A successful marriage requires falling in love many times always with the same person. ”

- Mignon McLaughlin

“ That man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much. ”

- Robert Louis Stevenson

“ Where you go, I shall go; where you die, I shall die, and there will I be buried. ”

- Rosamund Hodge

“ Writing is the knitting of the soul ”

- Khaled Talib

“ Caution not spirit, let it roam wild; for in that natural state dance embraces divine frequency. ”

- Shah Asad Rizvi

“ If you suddenly stumble upon the right door, you will not be able to recognize that it is right. ”

- Osho

“ When you love someone, you say their name different. Like it's safe inside your mouth. ”

- Jodi Picoult

“ True love is not so much a matter of romance as it is a matter of anxious concern for the wellbeing of one's companion. ”

- Gordon B. Hinckley

“ This new day is too dear, with its hopes and invitations, to waste a moment on the yesterdays. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ Reading is life, Reading is knowledge, Reading Is Everything. ”

- Ezra Heft

“ I've always kept one emotional suitcase packed. With you, I live out of one, every day, and I keep a cab on speed dial. ”

- Heather Angelika Dooley

“ Fear lies. Save love. ”

- Arif Naseem

“ Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Love is blind, they saybut isn't it more that love makes us see too much? Isn't it more that love floods our brain with sights and sounds, so that everything looks bigger, brighter, more lovely than ever before? ”

- Susan Fletcher

“ A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you can’t get very far until you change it. ”

- Unknown

“ Love brings to light a lover's noble and hidden qualitieshis rare and exceptional traits: it is thus liable to be deceptive of his normal qualities. ”

- Friedrich Nietzsche

“ With love comes the risk of losing it. With love comes the risk of getting burnt with it. When love burns, it consumes even the soul. ”

- Jyoti Arora

“ There is a distinct, awful pain that comes with loving someone more than they love you. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery. ”

- Charles Dickens

“ Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. ”

- Joan Crawford

“ Remember when your heart is empty, don’t fill it with lies and deception. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ The more one judges, the less one loves. ”

- Honore de Balzac

“ Sometimes what seems so right turns out wrong and what seems so wrong turns out right. What do I call this phenomenon? Life. ”

- Charles F. Glassman

“ Love is the beauty of the soul. ”

- Augustine of Hippo