Quotes of Henry Youngman

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Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.

- Henry Youngman

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“ You are attracted to the love you didn't receive as a child ”

- Jodi Ann Quarrie

“ To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. ”

- William M. Thackery

“ My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. ”

- Mark Twain

“ All things are difficult before they are easy. ”

- Thomas Fuller

“ Drunk and alone and hopelessly in love with the idea that someday somehow it might just get better. ”

- Stefanie Sybens

“ Just because you fall once, doesn't mean you're fall at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always trust yourself, because if you don't then who will?? ”

- Marilyn Monroe

“ Repentance is not at an end, Instead it’s the beginning of how it ends. ”

- Yeth Bisto

“ If you sow kindness, you will reap love. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ When you know my love, my love will warm you. ”

- Ruby Dee

“ Keep in mind that three months worth of sowing equals three months of reaping at harvest, Remember not to stop sowing your fields in all ways in life after the first three months as its easy to feel good and live off of the fields already sowed but like a meat grinder the stock will eventually run out ”

- James D Wilson

“ Often, we fabricate the people we love to make loving them more palatable; the fictionalized version of them reduces the awareness of truth. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why ”

- Mark Twain

“ Sitting too long produces trees. ”

- Lorin MorganRichards

“ Good management is the art of making problems so interesting and their solutions so constructive that everyone wants to get to work and deal with them. ”

- Paul Hawken

“ Love cannot be hidden. It even shines in the darkest places." ~ Carla Olson Gade, The Shadow Catcher's Daughter ”

- Carla Olson Gade

“ Being positive in life it does not mean everything is going the way you want it, but it also means that when things don’t go right or your way. Then you believe ,hope and pray that they will be right and go your way. Not only that but you are making plans, decisions ,effort and action in making sure they turn right and your way. ”

- De philosopher DJ Kyos

“ Let no one who loves be called unhappy. Even love unreturned has its rainbow. ”

- J. M. Barrie

“ The price of your birthday outfits should go costlier with respect to the ages you lived. ”

- Anwesha Mohanty ‘Anny’

“ Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made. ”

- Tyler Kent White

“ If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner. ”

- Tallulah Bankhead

“ Perfection does not exist you can always do better and you can always grow. ”

- Les Brown

“ Freedom comes from a sense of empowerment. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ Anything under God's control is never out of control. ”

- Charles Swindoll

“ Nothing can bring a real sense of security into the home except true love. ”

- Billy Graham

“ When someone beats a rug, the blows are not against the rug, but against the dust in it. ”

- Gandhi