Quotes of Dave Barry

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Harvard University, according to the directory of the American Society of Colleges and Universities, is a type of weevil.

- Dave Barry

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“ You left the same way you: with 6 duffle bags and your heart intact. ”

- Gandhi

“ We cannot have a world where everyone is a victim. "I'm this way because my father made me this way. I'm this way because my husband made me this way." Yes, we are indeed formed by traumas that happen to us. But then you must take charge, you must take over, you are responsible. ”

- Camille Paglia

“ She was rain to a parched desert She was color to a gray sky She was the beautiful butterfly you longed to possess But I let her fly For fear of breaking her wings! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ Perfection does not exist you can always do better and you can always grow. ”

- Les Brown

“ There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment ”

- Norman Vincent Peale

“ Accepting personal responsibility for your life frees you from outside influences – increases your selfesteem – boosts confidence in your ability to decisions – and ultimately leads to achieve success in life. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Sitting too long produces trees. ”

- Lorin MorganRichards

“ Just because you fall once, doesn't mean you're fall at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always trust yourself, because if you don't then who will?? ”

- Marilyn Monroe

“ Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will show themselves great. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. ”

- Kyle Chandler

“ Each of us is an innkeeper who decides if there is room for Jesus! ”

- Neal A. Maxwell

“ Be Brave, Be Bold! Never allow fear to dictate your choices. Use your VOICE & trust in your abilities. ”

- Rosalie Bardo

“ So don't you worry your pretty little mind because people throw rocks at things that shine. [Ours] ”

- Taylor Swift

“ Dream so big you get uncomfortable telling smallminded people. ”

- Praharsh Prasoon

“ Close your eyes, take your time and listen. ”

- Maxime Lagacé

“ Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option. ”

- Maya Angelou

“ We need hearts with restored empathy And homes with restored hope ”

- Hendrith Vanlon Smith Jr

“ I love my attitude problem. ”

- Unknown

“ My concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right. ”

- Abraham Lincoln

“ Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. ”

- Max Ehrmann

“ Don't be afraid of the shadows, that only means there's a light nearby. ”

- Evanescence

“ If you fuel your journey on the opinions of others, you are going to run out of gas. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Your memory feels like home to me. So whenever my mind wanders, it always finds it’s way back to you. ”

- Ranata Suzuki

“ The evolutionary algorithm of all life on earth is written in this universal language we call love. ”

- Wald Wassermann

“ FORGET SWAG, I'VE GOT SHAKARA', ”

- Genereux Philip