Quotes of Tina Fey

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A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.

- Tina Fey

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“ If you love something so much let it go. If it comes back it was meant to be; if it doesn't it never was ”

- Albert Schweitzer

“ Dripping water hollows out stone, not through force but through persistence. ”

- Ovid

“ I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the covers before I do something stupid. ”

- Josephine Angelini

“ A heart, once stolen, can never be taken back. ”

- Marissa Meyer

“ If ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing. ”

- Genereux Philip

“ Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery. ”

- Charles Dickens

“ I want to stand in front Allah proud of how well I treated back in dunya. ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ Everyone's time is limited. What matters most is to focus on what matters most. ”

- Roy Bennett

“ Tucker strokes my hair. There's something so tender about the gesture. It might as well have been him whispering I love you. ”

- Cynthia Hand

“ I try to avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. ”

- Charlotte Bronte

“ If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present ”

- Lao tzu

“ Sometimes, change is what we need to retain our sanity. ”

- Life

“ Awake, my friend! Arise, my friend! Start walking my friend! And do not stop until you bring the change you wish to see in your society! ”

- Abhijit Naskar

“ Dream so big you get uncomfortable telling smallminded people. ”

- Praharsh Prasoon

“ Everything is easier said than done. Wanting something is easy. Saying something is easy. The challenge and the reward are in the doing. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Remember when your heart is empty, don’t fill it with lies and deception. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ The key to success is not through achievement but through enthusiasm. ”

- Malcolm Forbes

“ There are times in life which proves life is wife and wife is life. ”

- Fahad Basheer

“ Mythology is not a lie, mythology is poetry, it is metaphorical. It has been well said that mythology is the penultimate truthpenultimate because the ultimate cannot be put into words. It is beyond words. Beyond images, beyond that bounding rim of the Buddhist Wheel of Becoming. Mythology pitches the mind beyond that rim, to what can be known but not told. ”

- Joseph Campbell

“ It takes guts and humility to admit mistakes. Admitting we're wrong is courage, not weakness. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ We cannot face up to what lies ahead, without facing up to what lies within. ”

- Eleesha

“ So many reasons to hate and still I choose to love anyway... ”

- Samiha Totanji

“ The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options. ”

- Bill Hicks

“ I love my attitude problem. ”

- Unknown

“ You can’t go back and make a new start, but you can start right now and make a brand new ending. ”

- James R. Sherman