Quotes of Phyllis Diller

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I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.

- Phyllis Diller

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“ When love is real. You both will do whatever you can to build and construct a solid relationship. It will be hard work but it's possible, We all come with pros and cons. If it's real, it will never be over. ”

- Katherine Vargas

“ The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. ”

- Tom Robbins

“ Choose being kind over being right, and you’ll be right every time. ”

- Richard Carlson

“ Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. ”

- Martin Luther King Jr.

“ Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through selfgratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. ”

- Helen Keller

“ Betrayal, Selfishness, Sly and many more! A kid is far away from understanding abstract nouns except one Love. ”

- Somya Kedia

“ The secret of change is to focus all of your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new. ”

- Socrates

“ The way you handle fear determines the results you have in life. If you are equipped with knowledge, you can overcome fear ”

- H. J. Chammas

“ To the wellorganized mind, death is but the next great adventure. ”

- J.K. Rowling

“ Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love. ”

- Mother Teresa

“ A heart, once stolen, can never be taken back. ”

- Marissa Meyer

“ Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner. How selfish of you to deprive your cat of attention. ”

- Colleen Houck

“ The New England conscience doesn't keep you from doing what you shouldn't-it just keeps you from enjoying it. ”

- Cleveland Amory

“ There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge. ”

- Banksy

“ Life is an abstract art, and it’s up to you to make sense of it. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ You need just the right amount of 'Fuck the world' and the right amount of belief in something...and you need the right amount of love. ”

- Gerard Way

“ Your dream should always be greater than your grievances ”

- Aadarsh Singh

“ We always see our worst selves. Our most vulnerable selves. We need someone else to get close enough to tell us we’re wrong. Someone we trust. ”

- David Levithan

“ Your heart is a powerful force. Use it consciously. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ And these aches in my heart create poetry! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ Success is not how high you have climbed, but how you make a positive difference to the world. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ When you are content to be simply yourself and don’t compare or compete, everybody will respect you. ”

- Plato

“ There will be tough workouts when the athlete has to really dig deep, believe, and not give up when the pain seems too much. The athlete can respond in one of two ways: Yield to the pain and selfdoubt or decide that fear will not determine his or her potential. It's hard (and usually uncomfortable) work breaking through old barriers and selfdefeating thought patterns to see meaningful progress, and fear is an absolutely natural response, but you can't let it become a limiter. ”

- Siri Lindley

“ The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why ”

- Mark Twain

“ For men, I think, love is a thing formed of equal parts lust and astonishment. The astonishment part women understand. The lust part they only think they understand. ”

- Stephen King