Quotes of Dave Barry

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Camping: nature's way of promoting the motel industry.

- Dave Barry

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“ Sometimes, change is what we need to retain our sanity. ”

- Life

“ When your only competition is becoming a better you, you will always win the game. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor. ”

- H. L. Mencken

“ I was so blessed. The first person I gave my heart to was an angel who plucked the feathers off his wings and built a nest for it. ”

- Kamand Kojouri

“ You are attracted to the love you didn't receive as a child ”

- Jodi Ann Quarrie

“ When love is pursued, fear is surrendered, and you gain the freedom to worship in spirit and in truth. ”

- Deborah Brodie

“ We cannot all do great things, but we can do small things with great love. ”

- Mother Teresa

“ An early. morning walk is a blessing for the whole day. ”

- Henry David Thoreau

“ Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. ”

- Friedrich Nietzsche

“ Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. ”

- Voltaire

“ If you suddenly stumble upon the right door, you will not be able to recognize that it is right. ”

- Osho

“ A life lived in love will never be dull. ”

- Leo Buscaglia

“ Love is blind, they say–but isn’t it more that love makes us see too much? Isn’t it more that love floods our brain with sights and sounds, so that everything looks bigger, brighter, more lovely than ever before? ”

- Susan Fletcher Eve Green

“ Life is good! It is only our thoughts, choices and actions towards the situations we meet in life each moment of time that makes life look bad! The same bad situation in life that makes one person think badly inspires another to do a noble thing! The same good situation in life that makes one person feel so good to get into a bad situation inspires another person to create another good situation because of the good situation. It is all about thoughts, choices and actions! Life is good! Live it well! ”

- Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

“ If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. ”

- Unknown

“ Every day is your entire life. ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ One thing I learned out of all these years is nobody really riding wit you like they say n I’ll always keep my guard up cause of all the fuckery. ”

- Genereux Philip

“ Sometimes the hardest one to see . . .is the one standing right before you. ”

- Lenora Porch

“ Do it big, do it right, and do it with style. ”

- Fried Astaire

“ There are no trips to your past that are free ”

- Michalopoulos Angelos

“ There are many Mondays to go before I die. I may as well look forward to them. ”

- Trevor Carss

“ Eyes not only see but reveal secrets that hidden within our very soul, as You and I stroll in this world in search for our true and better selves." Morco ”

- Jeff Morco

“ The purpose of literature is to turn blood into ink. ”

- T.S. Eliot