Quotes of Jack Handey

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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.

- Jack Handey

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“ I miss your voice because it is a symphony; your scent because it is a treasure; your smile because it is a jewel; your hug because it is a masterpiece; and your kiss because it is a miracle. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. ”

- Ellen DeGeneres

“ The secret of change is to focus all of your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new. ”

- Socrates

“ That which we persist in doing becomes easier to do, not that the nature of the thing has changed but that our power to do has increased. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ In meetings philosophy might work, on the field practicality works. ”

- Amit Kalantri

“ When you love someone, you say their name different. Like it's safe inside your mouth. ”

- Jodi Picoult

“ Friendship not defined by words Friendship only defined by action ”

- Arshdeep Singh Samrala

“ Fake it 'till you make it. ”

- Gayle Forman

“ Art is in the act, not the product. Products simply provide a means to continue the process, a loan of sorts from the buyer. Now the Art is in the hands of the buyer who transforms a simple act as a gift of time to the artist. I for one can not say which is more beautiful. ”

- Vic Stah Milien

“ There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties, or you alter yourself to meet them. ”

- Phyllis Bottome

“ You can't stop dreaming just because the night never seems to end. ”

- Curtis Tyrone Jones

“ We don’t really care for things that we get easily in life. Life always needs to be served hot. ”

- Subhasis Das

“ Legacy is greater than currency ”

- Gary Vaynerchuk

“ A daily dose of daydreaming heals the heart, soothes the soul, and strengthens the imagination. ”

- Richelle E. Goodrich

“ I hope she'll be a fool that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool. ”

- F. Scott Fitzgerald

“ Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone. ”

- Pablo Picasso

“ I held my heart back from positively accepting anything, since I was afraid of another fall, and in this condition of suspense I was being all the more killed. ”

- St. Augustine of Hippo

“ Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. ”

- Mary Roberts Rinehart

“ Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you. ”

- Chuck Klosterman

“ How do I say “I miss you” in a way that will make your heart ache as mine does? ”

- Unknown

“ If you can dream it, you can do it. Always remember that this whole thing was started with a dream and a mouse. ”

- Walt Disney

“ Be brave. Don't just live in your cave till your grave. ”

- RVM

“ Writing is the knitting of the soul ”

- Khaled Talib

“ If you grow it, they will cum. ”

- THIGHBRUSH

“ Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will show themselves great. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson