Quotes of Mitch Hedberg

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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

- Mitch Hedberg

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“ A failure is always in the passenger seat in his or her life. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ There are many Mondays to go before I die. I may as well look forward to them. ”

- Trevor Carss

“ Friendship not defined by words Friendship only defined by action ”

- Arshdeep Singh Samrala

“ May I share with you a formula that in my judgment will help you and help me to journey well through mortality... First, fill your mind with truth; second, fill your life with service; and third, fill your heart with love. ”

- Thomas S. Monson

“ There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ When someone beats a rug, the blows are not against the rug, but against the dust in it. ”

- Gandhi

“ You are everything I never knew I always wanted. ”

- Fools Rush In

“ To love oneself is the beginning of a life long romance. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ Keep away from small people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Tell me then, does love make one a fool or do only fools fall in love? ”

- Orhan Pamuk

“ To being far away from everything and everyone Stefanie Sybens, Letters from the WhatWentBefore ”

- Stefanie Sybens

“ When we go into stillness we can hear our soul’s voice loud and clear. If we speak from our heart we share our soul’s melody with the world. ”

- Christina Goetz

“ The true miracle lies in our eagerness to allow, appreciate, and honor the uniqueness, and freedom of each sentient being to sing the song of their heart. ”

- Amit Ray

“ I've always kept one emotional suitcase packed. With you, I live out of one, every day, and I keep a cab on speed dial. ”

- Heather Angelika Dooley

“ In spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart. I simply can’t build up my hopes on a foundation consisting of confusion, misery and death. ”

- Anne Frank

“ No matter what you do in life, make sure your juniors are learning something good from you. ”

- Parul Prashar

“ One chooses who they decide to love but never determines who will love them back. The woman’s first two considerations are respect and financial security which centers on the core of personality traits; a man reveres persona of physical and sexuality; these two impostors have little relevance of character. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ Do you have to make me feel like there's nothing left of me? You can take everything I have, you can break everything I am, like I am made of glass, like I am made of paper.Go on and try to tear me down I will be rising from the ground like a Skyscraper... ”

- Demi Lovato

“ This new day is too dear, with its hopes and invitations, to waste a moment on the yesterdays. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ Love brings to light a lover's noble and hidden qualitieshis rare and exceptional traits: it is thus liable to be deceptive of his normal qualities. ”

- Friedrich Nietzsche

“ God's plans for you are always good and purposeful. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ The only love that I really believe in is a mother’s love for her children. ”

- Karl Lagerfeld

“ Love is an endless mystery, because there is no reasonable cause that could explain it. ”

- Rabindranath Tagore