Quotes of Dave Attell

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Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas.

- Dave Attell

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“ Choose being kind over being right, and you’ll be right every time. ”

- Richard Carlson

“ The love we say we feel for another is, in most cases, just a selfish hunt for our own happiness. ”

- Tatjana Ostojic

“ Being with you never felt wrong. It's the one thing I did right. You're the one thing I did right. ”

- Becca Fitzpatrick

“ If I envision a just, fair future, I must behave justly and fairly today. ”

- Elena Aguilar

“ Faith is taking the first step even when you can’t see the whole staircase. ”

- Martin Luther King

“ There are many Mondays to go before I die. I may as well look forward to them. ”

- Trevor Carss

“ I know in my heart that man is good, that what is right will always eventually triumph, and there is purpose and worth to each and every life. ”

- Ronald Reagan

“ When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he's not easy to spot; he's really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ I was blind and heart broken and didn't want to do anything and Gus burst into my room and shouted, "I have wonderful news!" And I was like, "I don't really want to hear wonderful news right now," and Gus said, "This is wonderful news you want to hear," and I asked him, "Fine, what is it?" and he said, "You are going to live a good and long life filled with great and terrible moments that you cannot even imagine yet! ”

- John Green

“ A heart, once stolen, can never be taken back. ”

- Marissa Meyer

“ Education must not simply teach work – it must teach Life. ”

- W. E. B. Du Bois

“ A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on. Ideas have endurance without death. ”

- John F. Kennedy

“ Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall. ”

- Confucius

“ At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. ”

- Plato

“ Drag your thoughts away from your troubles… by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Sometimes when I'm alone, I take the pearl from where it lives in my pocket and try to remember the boy with the bread, the strong arms that warded off nightmares on the train, the kisses in the arena. ”

- Suzanne Collins

“ Sitting too long produces trees. ”

- Lorin MorganRichards

“ Some symbols reach to your primordial archives. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. ”

- John Atkinson

“ I don't dream at night, I dream at day, I dream all day; I'm dreaming for living. ”

- Steven Spielberg

“ Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you. ”

- Chuck Klosterman

“ After your first failure, the occurrence of a second failure closely depends on what you have learned from your past mistakes and whether or not you have drawn some valuable lessons. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. ”

- Robert Frost

“ Life is tough, darling, but so are you. ”

- Stephanie Bennett Henry

“ Don't waste your love on somebody, who doesn't value it. ”

- William Shakespeare