Quotes of Jack Handey

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If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

- Jack Handey

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“ At the beginning, you need no support other than your pen and paper to write down the ideas that your brain is ready to supply you at any given time. ”

- Godspower Oparaugo

“ To pay gratitude, sign of generosity. ”

- Shekhar Srivastava

“ If I love you more than you love me, I’m as good as dead. Yet I can’t make myself take it back. I can’t just walk away from you, because every time you pass by me without smiling, without touching my hand, or at least making eye contact, it feels like I’m dying inside. ”

- Rachel Vincent

“ Fairies with gossamer wings, Bring forth beauty, grace and joyful things. Fairies of the earth are caretakers of our soil, water and trees, They watch over beautiful creatures such as bears, bunnies and bees. Fairies ask that you breathe in and appreciate the vantage point from which you stand, Then trod carefully and respectfully with each intentional step you make across this beautiful land. ”

- Molly Friedenfeld

“ Do the best, give the best and leave the rest to run after you! ”

- Garima Yonzon

“ My love for you does not recognize boundaries, distances, borders, or timezones! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ Be supportive of others the way you would want them to be supportive of you. ”

- Ken Poirot

“ Superhuman effort isn't worth a damn unless it achieves results. ”

- Ernest Shackleton

“ Nothing that is perfect can be taught ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ Being positive in life it does not mean everything is going the way you want it, but it also means that when things don’t go right or your way. Then you believe ,hope and pray that they will be right and go your way. Not only that but you are making plans, decisions ,effort and action in making sure they turn right and your way. ”

- De philosopher DJ Kyos

“ Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all. ”

- St. Augustine

“ Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know. ”

- Michel de Montaigne

“ Remember when your heart is empty, don’t fill it with lies and deception. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ I can only think about the past, but I can always design the future. ”

- Davin Ferrigon

“ Let me take you from Miss to Mrs ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why ”

- Mark Twain

“ Rise as a human being live as a legend work as a Messiah and you shall see the bright glorious change all around you. ”

- Abhijit Naskar

“ And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about. ”

- Haruki Murakami

“ Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. ”

- Kyle Chandler

“ Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great. ”

- Niccolo Machiavelli

“ If you suddenly stumble upon the right door, you will not be able to recognize that it is right. ”

- Osho

“ We need hearts with restored empathy And homes with restored hope ”

- Hendrith Vanlon Smith Jr

“ Anything under God's control is never out of control. ”

- Charles Swindoll

“ Morning is when the wick is lit. A flame ignited, the day delighted with heat and light, we start the fight for something more than before. ”

- Jeb Dickerson