Quotes of Rodney Dangerfield

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One woman I was dating called and said, ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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“ Love people who hate you. Pray for people who have wronged you. It won’t just change their life…it’ll change yours. ”

- Mandy Hale

“ If music be the food of love, play on. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Confidence is how we perceive the manifestation of truth in us. ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ Do your duty and a little more and the future will take care of itself. ”

- Andrew Carnegie

“ You are attracted to the love you didn't receive as a child ”

- Jodi Ann Quarrie

“ How can I put the Auras back in the chest?” I asked, terror boiling inside my stomach. “You can’t. Not if those that were or will be struck by them won’t be eager to express their feelings and let you help them. You do not change people, dearie. It’s the people that change themselves. You’re the Guardian, but they’re the bearers,” the Oracle whispered. “I’m no Guardian. I’m doomed!” I said and I knew that this was true. ”

- Victoria Moschou

“ All things are difficult before they are easy. ”

- Thomas Fuller

“ Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. ”

- Max Ehrmann

“ It’s not bragging if you can back it up. ”

- Muhammad Ali

“ Whether you know or not, you are the infinite potential of love, peace and joy ”

- Amit Ray

“ Find the things that matter, and hold on to them, and fight for them, and refuse to let them go. ”

- Lauren Oliver

“ The sun shall always rise upon a new day and there shall always be a rose garden within me. Yes, there is a part of me that is broken, but my broken soil gives way to my wild roses. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided. ”

- Anthony Robbins

“ Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall. ”

- Confucius

“ Life is a series of pulls back and forth... A tension of opposites, like a pull on a rubber band. Most of us live somewhere in the middle. A wrestling match...Which side win? Love wins. Love always wins ”

- Mitch Albom

“ Changing a Habit is Never Difficult. Difficult is to Address Your Unwillingness to do it ”

- Vineet Raj Kapoor

“ A life lived in love will never be dull. ”

- Leo Buscaglia

“ An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. ”

- William Bernbach

“ It’s time to care; it’s time to take responsibility; it’s time to lead; it’s time for a change; it’s time to be true to our greatest self; it’s time to stop blaming others. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ A failure is always in the passenger seat in his or her life. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ I find it odd the greed of mankind. People only like you for as long as they perceive they can get what they want from you. Or for as long as they perceive you are who they want you to be. But I like people for all of their changing surprises, the thoughts in their heads, the warmth that changes to cold and the cold that changes to warmth... for being human. The rawness of being human delights me. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ Perfection does not exist you can always do better and you can always grow. ”

- Les Brown

“ Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. ”

- Ellen DeGeneres

“ Life is a game and true love is a trophy. ”

- Rufus Wainwright

“ True love is taking the risk that it won’t be a happily. ever. after. True love is joining hands with the man who loves you for who you are, and saying, “I’m not afraid to believe in you.” ”

- Cara Lockwood