Quotes of Jerry Seinfeld

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We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.

- Jerry Seinfeld

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“ The little unremembered acts of kindness and love are the best parts of a person’s life. ”

- William Wordsworth

“ Your love needs no explanation, and their sin does not deserve your revenge. ”

- Praharsh Prasoon

“ We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again. ”

- Rick Riordan

“ To pay gratitude, sign of generosity. ”

- Shekhar Srivastava

“ Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. ”

- Kyle Chandler

“ Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know. ”

- Michel de Montaigne

“ To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. ”

- William M. Thackery

“ Whether you know or not, you are the infinite potential of love, peace and joy ”

- Amit Ray

“ To being far away from everything and everyone Stefanie Sybens, Letters from the WhatWentBefore ”

- Stefanie Sybens

“ Drag your thoughts away from your troubles… by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. ”

- Mark Twain

“ It’s not bragging if you can back it up. ”

- Muhammad Ali

“ I just...I just miss him. And I hate being so alone. ”

- Suzanne Collins

“ Spend the afternoon, you can't take it with you. ”

- Annie Dillard

“ There are many Mondays to go before I die. I may as well look forward to them. ”

- Trevor Carss

“ The desires of man are frequently more influential than their rational thought. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ Perfection does not exist you can always do better and you can always grow. ”

- Les Brown

“ If every life is a river, then it's little wonder that we do not even notice the changes that occur until we are far out in the darkest sea. One day you look around and nothing is familiar, not even your own face. My name once meant daughter, grandaughter, friend, sister, beloved. Now those words mean only what their letters spell out; Star in the night sky. Truth in the darkness. I have crossed over to a place where I never thought I'd be. I am someone I would have never imagined. A secret. A dream. I am this, body and soul. Burn me. Drown me. Tell me lies. I will still be who I am. ”

- Alice Hoffman

“ Those who complain about being constrained in their job and life should ask themselves one simple question. Are you constrained by chains or in your own mind? ”

- RJ Intindola

“ Superhuman effort isn't worth a damn unless it achieves results. ”

- Ernest Shackleton

“ I never want to change so much that people can't recognize me. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ For men, I think, love is a thing formed of equal parts lust and astonishment. The astonishment part women understand. The lust part they only think they understand. ”

- Stephen King

“ You don't need a million dollars in the bank. You just have to have passion, hustle and drive ”

- Daymond John

“ Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame. ”

- Henry David Thoreau

“ Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body. ”

- Lady Gaga

“ Be supportive of others the way you would want them to be supportive of you. ”

- Ken Poirot