Quotes of Jerry Seinfeld

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It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

- Jerry Seinfeld

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“ I know in my heart that man is good, that what is right will always eventually triumph, and there is purpose and worth to each and every life. ”

- Ronald Reagan

“ Sitting too long produces trees. ”

- Lorin MorganRichards

“ The purpose of literature is to turn blood into ink. ”

- T.S. Eliot

“ I pray you, do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made in wine. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ We love those who admire us, but not those whom we admire. ”

- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

“ I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. ”

- Mahatma Gandhi

“ I love the Lord, for he heard my voice; he heard my cry for mercy. Because he turned his ear to me, I will call on him as long as I live. (Psalms 116:12 NIV) ”

- Anonymous

“ An early. morning walk is a blessing for the whole day. ”

- Henry David Thoreau

“ When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he's not easy to spot; he's really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. ”

- Unknown

“ Reading is life, Reading is knowledge, Reading Is Everything. ”

- Ezra Heft

“ If you get tired, learn to rest, not to quit. ”

- Banksy

“ Don't let him take who you are. Make him fear who you'll become. ”

- Mary Weber

“ Numbers by popular consensus don’t make a wrong thing right, and if you are misunderstood for being right, don’t be afraid because they are not yet in the right time zone. ”

- Erwin D. Maramat

“ Battered was my heart in the deep search, branded with cracks like slices of silver birch. An ignorant dream, a wish, just fool's gold that was the tale that love had sold. ”

- Sara Secora

“ Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm. ”

- Winston Churchill

“ Every risk bears with it the seeds of an opportunity: failure success, fall rise, and setback comeback. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ Society will always be too fragile to accept us for all that makes us beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself. ”

- Leo Buscaglia

“ You see, when we set goals that feel safer and achievable, we are caving in to our own preconceived notions of what we are capable of. We’re not pushing past our comfort zone; we’re just settling for status quo. ”

- Ruth Soukup

“ Without term limits, some remain in office for decades; as a result, their power increases and they feel entitled, and ignore the people they represent; but do not be fooled that term limits would ultimately change representation, for it’s the ignorance of the populace who continue returning the same people to office. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ Each of us is an innkeeper who decides if there is room for Jesus! ”

- Neal A. Maxwell

“ Where you go, I shall go; where you die, I shall die, and there will I be buried. ”

- Rosamund Hodge