Quotes of Rodney Dangerfield

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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“ Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ A heart, once stolen, can never be taken back. ”

- Marissa Meyer

“ Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame. ”

- Henry David Thoreau

“ Being love rather than giving or taking love, is the only thing that provides stability. ”

- Ram Dass

“ The gospel is this: We are more sinful and flawed in ourselves than we ever dared believe, yet at the very same time we are more loved and accepted in Jesus Christ than we ever dared hope. ”

- Timothy Keller

“ When things do not go your way, remember that every challenge — every adversity — contains within it the seeds of opportunity and growth. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. ”

- Unknown

“ How would your life be different if…You stopped allowing other people to dilute or poison your day with their words or opinions? Let today be the day…You stand strong in the truth of your beauty and journey through your day without attachment to the validation of others ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Sometimes you never realize how much you like someone, until you watch them liking someone else. ”

- Unknown

“ One day she will be mine. I am telling you. I need to have her, and she needs me. She just doesn’t know it yet. There is no one in the world that could love her the way I could. ”

- Nico J. Genes

“ Everyone's time is limited. What matters most is to focus on what matters most. ”

- Roy Bennett

“ Confidence is how we perceive the manifestation of truth in us. ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ My young sisters, we have such hope for you. We have such great expectations for you. Don't settle for less than what the Lord wants you to be... Give me a young woman who loves home and family, who reads and ponders the scriptures daily, who has a burning testimony of the Book of Mormon... Give me a young woman who is virtuous and who has maintained her personal purity, who will not settle for less than a temple marriage, and I will give you a young woman who will perform miracles for the Lord now and throughout eternity. ”

- Ezra

“ One rarely falls in love without being as much attracted to what is interestingly wrong with someone as what is objectively healthy. ”

- Alain de Botton

“ An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. ”

- William Bernbach

“ We cannot face up to what lies ahead, without facing up to what lies within. ”

- Eleesha

“ The superior man thinks only of virtue; the common man thinks only of comfort. ”

- Confucius

“ Love is the beauty of the soul. ”

- Augustine of Hippo

“ The beautiful thing about love is that you just need to plant it once and nurture it and it shall bloom into blossoms that would cover the valleys. ”

- Hermann J. Steinherr

“ Love isn't a feeling or emotion that changes timely, it's everlasting... ”

- Gandhi

“ It is time to stop a young woman from being manipulated to break her ass and tear herself down to the core in order to build a man up. Once she builds him up, more than half the time he leaves her to figure out the millionpiece puzzle of life. Wow! It never amazes me how men forget who was there for them when they didn’t have a damn thing to their name. It’s a timeout for that! ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ Nothing can bring a real sense of security into the home except true love. ”

- Billy Graham

“ I held my heart back from positively accepting anything, since I was afraid of another fall, and in this condition of suspense I was being all the more killed. ”

- St. Augustine of Hippo

“ Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself. ”

- Leo Buscaglia

“ Anything I ever did for a person was out of love, nobody can ever finesse me. ”

- Genereux Philip