Quotes of Jerry Seinfeld

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If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

- Jerry Seinfeld

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“ Pet names are a persistant remnant of childhood, a reminder that life is not always so serious, so formal, so complicated. They are a reminder, too, that one is not all things to all people. ”

- Jhumpa Lahiri

“ I was blind and heart broken and didn't want to do anything and Gus burst into my room and shouted, "I have wonderful news!" And I was like, "I don't really want to hear wonderful news right now," and Gus said, "This is wonderful news you want to hear," and I asked him, "Fine, what is it?" and he said, "You are going to live a good and long life filled with great and terrible moments that you cannot even imagine yet! ”

- John Green

“ It is better to be respected than it is to be popular. Popularity ends on yearbook day, but respect lasts forever. ”

- John Bytheway

“ We would frequently be ashamed of our good deeds if people saw all of the motives that produced them. ”

- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

“ A lack of clarity could put the brakes on any journey to success. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ I miss everything about you Can’t believe that I still want you And after all the things we’ve been through. ”

- Colbie Caillat

“ Don't worry when people only bring up your past. It's only because your present and future looks brighter and better than theirs ”

- Kimberking

“ To the wellorganized mind, death is but the next great adventure. ”

- J.K. Rowling

“ Art is in the act, not the product. Products simply provide a means to continue the process, a loan of sorts from the buyer. Now the Art is in the hands of the buyer who transforms a simple act as a gift of time to the artist. I for one can not say which is more beautiful. ”

- Vic Stah Milien

“ I marinate my life in gratitude, creativity and love. What about you? ”

- Francis Shenstone

“ God's plans for you are always good and purposeful. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ And, in the end… The love you take is equal to the love you make. ”

- Paul McCartney

“ Leaders in OVER their heads is the mere result of getting ahead of their intended SEASON. ”

- John Paul Warren

“ Sometimes, as we're stumbling along in the dark, we hit something good. ”

- Susan Ee

“ Love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds, Or bends with the remover to remove. O no, it is an everfixed mark That looks on tempests and is never shaken; It is the star to every wand'ring bark, Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken." (Sonnet 116) ”

- William Shakespeare

“ I can't make someone stay, but I can make me stay with someone. A successful relationship needs a constant decision to remain committed. ”

- Jeffrey Alcuizar Igot

“ A successful marriage requires falling in love many times always with the same person. ”

- Mignon McLaughlin

“ Keep your face always toward the sunshine and shadows will fall behind you. ”

- Walt Whitman

“ What I stand for is what I stand on. ”

- Wendell Berry

“ There are times in life which proves life is wife and wife is life. ”

- Fahad Basheer

“ Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone. ”

- Pablo Picasso

“ Give yourself permission to practice selfcare and to make time for your own dreams, goals, and priorities. ”

- Ruth Soukup

“ Betrayal, Selfishness, Sly and many more! A kid is far away from understanding abstract nouns except one Love. ”

- Somya Kedia

“ Fake it 'till you make it. ”

- Gayle Forman

“ I learned this, at least, by my experiment; that if one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.. ”

- Thoreau