Quotes of Woody Allen

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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

- Woody Allen

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“ If you grow it, they will cum. ”

- THIGHBRUSH

“ It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not. ”

- Andre Gide

“ I don't dream at night, I dream at day, I dream all day; I'm dreaming for living. ”

- Steven Spielberg

“ Reading is life, Reading is knowledge, Reading Is Everything. ”

- Ezra Heft

“ I felt overwhelmed. I didn’t expect a first kiss to be so…life altering. In a few brief moments, the rule book of my universe had been rewritten. Suddenly I was a brand new person. I was as fragile as a newborn, but instead of the doctor placing me in my mother’s arms, he’d put me in Ren’s. What would Ren do with me? Would he draw me near, soothe me, and teach me about this new world or would he reject me and tell the doctor there must be some mistake. There was no way to know. What a breakable and delicate thing a heart was, no wonder I’d kept mine locked away. ”

- Colleen Houck

“ Glorious indeed is the world of God around us, but more glorious the world of God within us. ”

- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“ Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them. ”

- John Updike

“ Buy a pup and your money will buy Love unflinching that cannot lie. ”

- Rudyard Kipling

“ Either you run the day, or the day runs you. ”

- Jim Rohn

“ This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness. ”

- Dalai Lama

“ The only love that I really believe in is a mother’s love for her children. ”

- Karl Lagerfeld

“ Those who ignore the rise of evil and depravity in a democracy, grant tacit license of acceptance and draw harm upon the vulnerable. When someone has altered our course without consent, we must engage to restore our path. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ That's a misconception, Lennie. The sky is everywhere, it begins at your feet. ”

- Jandy Nelson

“ I just...I just miss him. And I hate being so alone. ”

- Suzanne Collins

“ Isn't it strange how we all start as strangers? Fall in love, share infinities, hurt each other, fall out of love to eventually end as the strangers we once were? ”

- Fiphie

“ Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame. ”

- Henry David Thoreau

“ Uncertainty will always be part of the taking charge process. ”

- Harold Geneen

“ When you become the image of your own imagination, it's the most powerful thing you could ever do. ”

- RuPaul

“ Life is a game and true love is a trophy. ”

- Rufus Wainwright

“ Choose being kind over being right, and you’ll be right every time. ”

- Richard Carlson

“ There will be tough workouts when the athlete has to really dig deep, believe, and not give up when the pain seems too much. The athlete can respond in one of two ways: Yield to the pain and selfdoubt or decide that fear will not determine his or her potential. It's hard (and usually uncomfortable) work breaking through old barriers and selfdefeating thought patterns to see meaningful progress, and fear is an absolutely natural response, but you can't let it become a limiter. ”

- Siri Lindley

“ Fake it 'till you make it. ”

- Gayle Forman

“ The one that’s different often has the odds stacked against them but usually ends up with the biggest rewards so it’s always worth it. ”

- TorronLee Dewar

“ The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. ”

- Tom Robbins

“ Until you step into the unknown, you don’t know what you’re made of. ”

- Roy T. Bennett