Quotes of Dave Barry

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UNIVAC: a device, which contained 20,000 vacuum tubes, occupied 1,500 square feet and weighed 40 tons; there was also a laptop version weighing 27 tons.

- Dave Barry

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“ It takes writing a billion bad words before you get to the good ones. ”

- Ray Bradbury

“ She was rain to a parched desert She was color to a gray sky She was the beautiful butterfly you longed to possess But I let her fly For fear of breaking her wings! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ Live a life of substance. The rest are mere fantasies. ”

- Pragnya Sahoo

“ Her footprints are leaving green marks on the desert heart of mine ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. ”

- Plato

“ Keep your face always toward the sunshine and shadows will fall behind you. ”

- Walt Whitman

“ Don't be pushed by your problems;be led by your dreams. Believe in you. ”

- Vasso Charalambous

“ If I love you more than you love me, I’m as good as dead. Yet I can’t make myself take it back. I can’t just walk away from you, because every time you pass by me without smiling, without touching my hand, or at least making eye contact, it feels like I’m dying inside. ”

- Rachel Vincent

“ When you know my love, my love will warm you. ”

- Ruby Dee

“ To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others. ”

- Anne Sophie Swetchine

“ One chooses who they decide to love but never determines who will love them back. The woman’s first two considerations are respect and financial security which centers on the core of personality traits; a man reveres persona of physical and sexuality; these two impostors have little relevance of character. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ Those who ignore the rise of evil and depravity in a democracy, grant tacit license of acceptance and draw harm upon the vulnerable. When someone has altered our course without consent, we must engage to restore our path. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ The one that’s different often has the odds stacked against them but usually ends up with the biggest rewards so it’s always worth it. ”

- TorronLee Dewar

“ Repetition is the mother of skill. (might be someone else who wrote it). ”

- Anthony Robbins

“ Warm someone's cheek Whisper Caress Kiss for 10 seconds, or more, or for the rest of your life Be there Love Long Belong Be loyal Be love Be with someone always Belong to yourself ”

- David C. Sarnacki

“ I hope she'll be a fool that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool. ”

- F. Scott Fitzgerald

“ There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor. ”

- H. L. Mencken

“ You can never plan the future by the past. ”

- Edmund Burke

“ Living with a purpose in life is more fulfilling than living a rich lifestyle without a purpose. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ Armed with positive thoughts, it becomes easier to focus on your goals, while the opposite also holds true. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ You can’t go back and make a new start, but you can start right now and make a brand new ending. ”

- James R. Sherman

“ Love isn't a feeling or emotion that changes timely, it's everlasting... ”

- Gandhi

“ My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. ”

- Mark Twain

“ We will either find a way, or make one. ”

- Hannibal