Quotes of Dennis Miller

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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R’s only one begins with an R.

- Dennis Miller

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“ A heart, once stolen, can never be taken back. ”

- Marissa Meyer

“ Love life and life will love you back. Love people and they will love you back. ”

- Arthur Rubenstein

“ Is there any positive energy like enthusiasm? ”

- Lailah Gifty Akita

“ I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the covers before I do something stupid. ”

- Josephine Angelini

“ Love shapes who you are in many ways. Its presence or absence in our youth impacts our adulthood, which impacts our future generations; the cycle has to be restarted somewhere. ”

- Hani Selim

“ When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you’ll be successful. ”

- Eric Thomas

“ Be supportive of others the way you would want them to be supportive of you. ”

- Ken Poirot

“ Anything I ever did for a person was out of love, nobody can ever finesse me. ”

- Genereux Philip

“ And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about. ”

- Haruki Murakami

“ The New England conscience doesn't keep you from doing what you shouldn't-it just keeps you from enjoying it. ”

- Cleveland Amory

“ I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. ”

- Abraham Lincoln

“ There are times in life which proves life is wife and wife is life. ”

- Fahad Basheer

“ It takes writing a billion bad words before you get to the good ones. ”

- Ray Bradbury

“ Good management is the art of making problems so interesting and their solutions so constructive that everyone wants to get to work and deal with them. ”

- Paul Hawken

“ Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner. How selfish of you to deprive your cat of attention. ”

- Colleen Houck

“ Don’t take the high ground and assume you already know what you’ll do. The truth is, when it comes to someone you love, you’ll find there isn’t anything you won’t do. ”

- Richelle Mead

“ Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself. ”

- Leo Buscaglia

“ If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner. ”

- Tallulah Bankhead

“ If you care about someone enough, you’ll always be there for them no matter what. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ If ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing. ”

- Genereux Philip

“ Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love. ”

- Mother Teresa

“ Love brings to light a lover's noble and hidden qualitieshis rare and exceptional traits: it is thus liable to be deceptive of his normal qualities. ”

- Friedrich Nietzsche

“ The only love that I really believe in is a mother’s love for her children. ”

- Karl Lagerfeld

“ Love is a panacea for a wound that never stops weeping. ”

- Kilroy J. Oldster