Quotes of Jack Handey

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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what really throws you into a panic.

- Jack Handey

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“ In love, trust is a tonic and suspicion is a poison. ”

- Abhijit Naskar

“ Close your eyes, take your time and listen. ”

- Maxime Lagacé

“ Do you ever put your arms out and just spin and spin and spin? Well, that’s what love is like. Everything inside of you tells you to stop before you fall, but you just keep going. ”

- Practical Magic

“ Her smile was innocent and naive as if she didn’t know anything other than to love and be kind to others. ”

- Mariyam Hasnain

“ Perfect love casts out fear. Where there is love there are no demands, no expectations, no dependency. I do not demand that you make me happy; my happiness does not lie in you. If you were to leave me, I will not feel sorry for myself; I enjoy your company immensely, but I do not cling. ”

- Anthony de Mello

“ A lack of clarity could put the brakes on any journey to success. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ The only time we can effect an action is now. So learn from the past, have a vision for your future but act NOW. Today will soon be your past so don’t miss your present. ? ”

- Andrea McGibbon

“ Your heart is a powerful force. Use it consciously. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ Friendship not defined by words Friendship only defined by action ”

- Arshdeep Singh Samrala

“ Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. ”

- Dalai Lama

“ Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner. How selfish of you to deprive your cat of attention. ”

- Colleen Houck

“ Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. ”

- Ellen DeGeneres

“ Drag your thoughts away from your troubles… by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them. ”

- John Updike

“ Your love needs no explanation, and their sin does not deserve your revenge. ”

- Praharsh Prasoon

“ In meetings philosophy might work, on the field practicality works. ”

- Amit Kalantri

“ The little unremembered acts of kindness and love are the best parts of a person’s life. ”

- William Wordsworth

“ Nothing that is perfect can be taught ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ The road to success is always under construction. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. ”

- Maya Angelou

“ Time is persistent, and we need to make the best of it. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ Those who complain about being constrained in their job and life should ask themselves one simple question. Are you constrained by chains or in your own mind? ”

- RJ Intindola

“ I may not be where I want to be, but if I stop now, I'll NEVER get where I'm going! ”

- Laura Lynch