Quotes of Jack Handey

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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what really throws you into a panic.

- Jack Handey

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“ A good idea always attracts other good ideas. ”

- Patrick Ness

“ Some symbols reach to your primordial archives. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ Be Brave, Be Bold! Never allow fear to dictate your choices. Use your VOICE & trust in your abilities. ”

- Rosalie Bardo

“ Those we love never truly leave us, Harry. There are things that death cannot touch. ”

- Jack Thorne

“ Love doesn't sit there like a stone, it has to be made, like bread: remade all the time, made new. ”

- Og Mandino

“ Being with you never felt wrong. It's the one thing I did right. You're the one thing I did right. ”

- Becca Fitzpatrick

“ When your only competition is becoming a better you, you will always win the game. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment ”

- Norman Vincent Peale

“ Warm someone's cheek Whisper Caress Kiss for 10 seconds, or more, or for the rest of your life Be there Love Long Belong Be loyal Be love Be with someone always Belong to yourself ”

- David C. Sarnacki

“ I was blind and heart broken and didn't want to do anything and Gus burst into my room and shouted, "I have wonderful news!" And I was like, "I don't really want to hear wonderful news right now," and Gus said, "This is wonderful news you want to hear," and I asked him, "Fine, what is it?" and he said, "You are going to live a good and long life filled with great and terrible moments that you cannot even imagine yet! ”

- John Green

“ If you listen more, you will judge less; and when you judge less, you will appreciate differences; and you will be more happy. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ Don’t take the high ground and assume you already know what you’ll do. The truth is, when it comes to someone you love, you’ll find there isn’t anything you won’t do. ”

- Richelle Mead

“ Spend the afternoon, you can't take it with you. ”

- Annie Dillard

“ Being love rather than giving or taking love, is the only thing that provides stability. ”

- Ram Dass

“ Attitude is a choice. Happiness is a choice. Optimism is a choice. Kindness is a choice. Giving is a choice. Respect is a choice. Whatever choice you make makes you. Choose wisely. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Repetition is the mother of skill. (might be someone else who wrote it). ”

- Anthony Robbins

“ To be human is to be broken and broken is its own kind of beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ Where you go, I shall go; where you die, I shall die, and there will I be buried. ”

- Rosamund Hodge

“ Gratitude is not love. Don’t mix the two because they are not the same. ”

- Frank Matobo

“ You can’t go back and make a new start, but you can start right now and make a brand new ending. ”

- James R. Sherman

“ Enmity builds walls; love builds bridges. Enlightenment is the highway to world peace. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you. ”

- Chuck Klosterman

“ If you suddenly stumble upon the right door, you will not be able to recognize that it is right. ”

- Osho

“ Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame. ”

- Henry David Thoreau

“ The superior man thinks only of virtue; the common man thinks only of comfort. ”

- Confucius