Quotes of Alfred E. Neuman

somelinesforyou_157941853819.jpg

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.

- Alfred E. Neuman

Make your own quote image here

Note* For better image experience, you need to upload a desktop layout image, it means horizontal layout, not vertical layout.

“ To be human is to be broken and broken is its own kind of beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ I find it odd the greed of mankind. People only like you for as long as they perceive they can get what they want from you. Or for as long as they perceive you are who they want you to be. But I like people for all of their changing surprises, the thoughts in their heads, the warmth that changes to cold and the cold that changes to warmth... for being human. The rawness of being human delights me. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ Faith is taking the first step even when you can’t see the whole staircase. ”

- Martin Luther King

“ A good idea always attracts other good ideas. ”

- Patrick Ness

“ Sometimes, change is what we need to retain our sanity. ”

- Life

“ I would die for you. But I won't live for you. ”

- Stephen Chbosky

“ After all, when you come right down to it, how many people speak the same language even when they speak the same language? ”

- Russell Hoban

“ True love is not so much a matter of romance as it is a matter of anxious concern for the wellbeing of one's companion. ”

- Gordon B. Hinckley

“ It is time to stop a young woman from being manipulated to break her ass and tear herself down to the core in order to build a man up. Once she builds him up, more than half the time he leaves her to figure out the millionpiece puzzle of life. Wow! It never amazes me how men forget who was there for them when they didn’t have a damn thing to their name. It’s a timeout for that! ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ A lack of clarity could put the brakes on any journey to success. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give 'em. ”

- Shel Silverstein

“ Mistakes are not bad; excuses are. ”

- Udai Yadla

“ With every rising of the sun, think of your life as just begun. ”

- Unknown

“ You have to be the bravest person in the world to go out every day, being yourself when no one likes who you are. ”

- Matthew

“ We need hearts with restored empathy And homes with restored hope ”

- Hendrith Vanlon Smith Jr

“ When you know my love, my love will warm you. ”

- Ruby Dee

“ Awake, my friend! Arise, my friend! Start walking my friend! And do not stop until you bring the change you wish to see in your society! ”

- Abhijit Naskar

“ I pray you, do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made in wine. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Your best creative assets do not occur unless you do a mental shift. You have to be in a positive frame of mind because inspiration is fleeting. I walk to work for inspiration and to clear my mind. ”

- Ron Ben Israel

“ Take wrong turns. Talk to strangers. Open unmarked doors. And if you see a group of people in a field, go find out what they are doing. Do things without always knowing how they'll turn out. You're curious and smart and bored, and all you see is the choice between working hard and slacking off. There are so many adventures that you miss because you're waiting to think of a plan. To find them, look for tiny interesting choices. And remember that you are always making up the future as you go. ”

- Randall Munroe

“ May I share with you a formula that in my judgment will help you and help me to journey well through mortality... First, fill your mind with truth; second, fill your life with service; and third, fill your heart with love. ”

- Thomas S. Monson

“ Superhuman effort isn't worth a damn unless it achieves results. ”

- Ernest Shackleton

“ Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great. ”

- Niccolo Machiavelli

“ I try to avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. ”

- Charlotte Bronte