Quotes of Jack Handy

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I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.

- Jack Handy

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“ Love is beautiful as written in The Greatest Proposal Book ”

- Khuliso Mamathoni

“ I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree. A tree whose hungry mouth is pressed Against the earth's sweet flowing breast; A tree that looks at God all day And lifts her leafy arms to pray; A tree that may in summer wear A nest of robins in her hair; Upon whose bosom snow has lain; Who intimately lives with rain. Poems are made by fools like me, But only God can make a tree. ”

- Joyce Kilmer

“ We are mathematical equations where your life is the sum of all choices you've made until now. The good news is you can change the equation so that you start making a difference in your life. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ When your only competition is becoming a better you, you will always win the game. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ Damn right you are. Tinley, you know I love you, and I want nothing but the best for you. But you are only as capable as you believe you are. I know you could do anything you want to in this world, but you have to want it and tell yourself you can actually do it. Stop second guessing yourself and let yourself live. Truly live. ”

- Alexandria Bishop

“ It is now how good you are, it’s how good you want to be. ”

- Unknown

“ Being love rather than giving or taking love, is the only thing that provides stability. ”

- Ram Dass

“ Love alone could waken love. ”

- Pearl S. Buck

“ I am convinced that one should tell one's spiritual director if one has a great desire for Communion, for Our Lord does not come from Heaven every day to stay in a golden ciborium; He comes to find another heaven, the heaven of our soul in which He loves to dwell. ”

- St. Therese of Lisieux

“ We cannot have a world where everyone is a victim. "I'm this way because my father made me this way. I'm this way because my husband made me this way." Yes, we are indeed formed by traumas that happen to us. But then you must take charge, you must take over, you are responsible. ”

- Camille Paglia

“ Eventually you will come to understand that love heals everything, and love is all there is. ”

- Gary Zukav

“ Spend the afternoon, you can't take it with you. ”

- Annie Dillard

“ The soul should always stand ajar, ready to welcome the ecstatic experience. ”

- Emily Dickinson

“ God's plans for you are always good and purposeful. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ Never run from the truth. It is always there; it never changes – save your energy. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ I marinate my life in gratitude, creativity and love. What about you? ”

- Francis Shenstone

“ Do not let your negative thoughts have power over you because those thoughts will end up controlling your life. No one can live a positive life with a negative mind. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Life is an abstract art, and it’s up to you to make sense of it. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ Success is not how high you have climbed, but how you make a positive difference to the world. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ In spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart. I simply can’t build up my hopes on a foundation consisting of confusion, misery and death. ”

- Anne Frank

“ For men, I think, love is a thing formed of equal parts lust and astonishment. The astonishment part women understand. The lust part they only think they understand. ”

- Stephen King

“ ...most of the time, all you have is the moment, and the imperfect love of the people around you. ”

- Anne Lamott

“ Looks like to me we all begin and end in the same place. Perhaps we could love each other a little bit more along the way. ”

- Clyde Lee Dennis

“ Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom. ”

- Thomas Jefferson